To cover the breasts with semen, then spread it around with the penis like basting a turkey with butter.
by captain jugwash January 13, 2009

Similar to "Circle Jerk" but performed in the shower and sounds less offensive.
Reference to a situation of confusion or waste of effort. (adult male masturbation- like washing your snake in the shower). Similar to circle jerk, cluster fuck, etc.
Reference to a situation of confusion or waste of effort. (adult male masturbation- like washing your snake in the shower). Similar to circle jerk, cluster fuck, etc.
by gc2645 December 12, 2013

by Fuckcine March 21, 2020

To Wally-wash is to ejaculate copious amounts of semen (usually from more than 1 male, or many cumshots) onto a females head, then lathering it throughout the hair, allowing to dry in a stiff, shaped formation. Works well for intricate hairstyles. Use at occaisons such as weddings, parties etc.
"Look an Angela's hair, I wish my hair was as wally washed as her's, though Jeffrey can't produce that much"
hair semen
hair semen
by colonial crunch December 20, 2010

When your running late for a night out,and you do not have time for a shower so you stick your penis under the tap and give it a quick frantic rinse on the off chance you get lucky.
by Dmchale8@googlemail.com August 24, 2016

The act of urinating in an partners asshole after orgasm , in an attempt to wash away any semen and / or fecal matter.
" Ashley finally let me in the back door last night , quite messy but I gave her a good Brown Washing to clean things up a bit. "
by Johnny Js Brown Bandit February 2, 2023

when someone becomes so brainwashed by misogyny and toxic masculinity, they start to idolise/ agree wholeheartedly with Andrew Tate
he became so tate-washed after watching those "alpha male" podcasts
by iliketobebasic August 7, 2023
