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Jug Wash

To cover the breasts with semen, then spread it around with the penis like basting a turkey with butter.
I gave my wife a right good Jug Wash last night.
by captain jugwash January 13, 2009
mugGet the Jug Washmug.

snake wash

Similar to "Circle Jerk" but performed in the shower and sounds less offensive.

Reference to a situation of confusion or waste of effort. (adult male masturbation- like washing your snake in the shower). Similar to circle jerk, cluster fuck, etc.
"This budget crunch effort is a real snake wash!"
by gc2645 December 12, 2013
mugGet the snake washmug.

Corona Washing

A "Cleaning Syndrom" appears in the time any new disease appears in the news.
You don't have Coronavirus but you have Corona Washing.
by Fuckcine March 21, 2020
mugGet the Corona Washingmug.

Wally Wash

To Wally-wash is to ejaculate copious amounts of semen (usually from more than 1 male, or many cumshots) onto a females head, then lathering it throughout the hair, allowing to dry in a stiff, shaped formation. Works well for intricate hairstyles. Use at occaisons such as weddings, parties etc.
"Look an Angela's hair, I wish my hair was as wally washed as her's, though Jeffrey can't produce that much"

hair semen
by colonial crunch December 20, 2010
mugGet the Wally Washmug.

Gentlemens wash

When your running late for a night out,and you do not have time for a shower so you stick your penis under the tap and give it a quick frantic rinse on the off chance you get lucky.
Hi Dave did you have time for a shower? No mate I only had time for a gentlemens wash.
by Dmchale8@googlemail.com August 24, 2016
mugGet the Gentlemens washmug.

Brown Washing

The act of urinating in an partners asshole after orgasm , in an attempt to wash away any semen and / or fecal matter.
" Ashley finally let me in the back door last night , quite messy but I gave her a good Brown Washing to clean things up a bit. "
by Johnny Js Brown Bandit February 2, 2023
mugGet the Brown Washingmug.

Tate-washed

when someone becomes so brainwashed by misogyny and toxic masculinity, they start to idolise/ agree wholeheartedly with Andrew Tate
he became so tate-washed after watching those "alpha male" podcasts
by iliketobebasic August 7, 2023
mugGet the Tate-washedmug.

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