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viking grasp

When someone grabs your dick like their shaking hands and jerks it up and down in that same manner causing the receiver to ejaculate blood.
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by Pol Pot's yoga class June 11, 2017
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Vikinglish

Using Viking Runes aka Futhark to spell out English words. Commonly used for tattoos or some other attempt to seem badass.
All these guys claiming Viking blood, but their tee shirts are in Vikinglish instead of actual Norse. So lazy.
by StrangeDFW June 10, 2018
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Vikink

When you are turned on by the thought of Norsemen, shield maidens and the Viking way.
I usually sate my Vikink by watching "Vikings", but sometimes I just need to go out and raid the coastal villages of England.
by Salendola February 16, 2019
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Violin three

Person: What part do you play in the orchestra?
Other person: I play violin three.
Person: *screams* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!
by baxter from arthur April 4, 2019
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Viking

Viking: Someone who throws up on someone multiple times -- Usually at a party or wedding.

Basically doesn't mean this, but hey, it's Urban Dictionary, and here we type out definitions that make absolutely no sense or relation to the word itself or the reader, other than because we're odd people that like to put our strange, random personal meanings behind words.
Person 1: "Hey did you see what happened last night at the party? Jeff puked on someone.. Twice!"

Person 2: "Yeah i know. What a viking.."
by VikingPukeBoy January 28, 2021
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viking

A person, usually a male, who lives dirty and hardly, if ever cleans his surroundings. When a viking shares a residence they leave things dirty including residues of bodily fluids and other types of crud in common areas of the dwelling. The term became popular in institutional settings after the film "The 13th Warrior" was released in 1999.
"Yo! I thought all the real vikings was locked up but your roommate makes Ragnar Lothbrok look like Mr. Clean!"
by Bee Cee April 11, 2021
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Viking Funeral

masturbating into an old sock one last time before you throw it away (or burn it for a more authentic viking experience). ceremony may be done with or without an audience, viking’s choice
hey guys, just got back from a viking funeral. I cried a bit, but I know he’s in a better place now.
by childishzambino May 21, 2021
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