veeko

a major loser. incredibly stupid. most likely failed a grade. too stupid to know what 1+1 is. possibly a whore. suckup. rude bitch.

person 1: she actually tried to fail
person 2: no way!
person 1: yes.
person 2: she is such a veeko.

by Kleon June 10, 2008

vendor session

when a group of people are forced to leave their desks, and binge eat, out of a vending machine due to stress

Catherine was so stressed out she went to the canteen and had a vendor session

by clairebennetts August 19, 2008

vendor meal

having to buy a meal out of a vending machine

I worked late and the only thing i could find to eat was a vendor meal

by erica nybor August 2, 2008

VendorLand

The magical place where vendors go after 3pm on any given Friday afternoon.

aka Pub, Golf Course, Shopping etc

That person from (insert vendor here) is never here. I think they disappear off to 'VendorLand' on Friday afternoons.

by Michiganstar October 1, 2012

Vendor Whore

A low life that takes advantage of vendors, asking them for kickbacks, money, etc for business.

Man, Bubba sure is a Vendor Whore, hes asking his vendor to take him to lunch to get an order.

by archieball14 September 17, 2014

Venom

As the symbiotic equivalent of spiderman but darker, so should the sexual act be. Venom is as spiderman I.e. The act of cumming in your hand and flicking it in a girls face, but making it darker or it's symbiotic equivalent you add faeces to the cum, place it in your mouth and spit it over the girls face.

I met this girl who was obsessed with spiderman but was proper dirty and managed to venom all over her face. Turns out she doesn't like the alien spiderman act.

by Nugget Ninja September 24, 2016

Venom-cock

When a snake bites your cock and you fuck someone.

Joe's girlfriend died after sex because of Joe and his venom-cock

by Dorydick July 27, 2016