Umbrellaring

Using an umbrella to penetrate the ass and then opening the umbrella, leaving a gaping hole.

Hey babe do you wanna try umbrellaring.

by SideAh June 30, 2020

umbrella stalker

Somebody who physically or digitally stalks a target as well as their friends and/or family members.

My sister's ex is such an umbrella stalker. He stalks her and her best friend. He used three different names to try friending and messaging me on Facebook.

by Atherton Wing September 23, 2020

umbrellaskate

The name given to a newborn baby male/female, which means weeb

“Woah!You’re such a weeb!”-...
“Well,That is what my name means !”-Umbrellaskate

by Weebthatlikesmilk November 3, 2020

umbrella kid

Nice way to say tardy

You umbrella kid.

by Supsighted September 25, 2020

umbrella kid

Nice way to say tardy

You are an umbrella kid

by Supsighted September 25, 2020

Umbertide

A large aquatic animal known for its enormous size and gentle, slow movements

Its rare sightings are followed by gatherings of huge hopeful crowds who sometimes set up camp for days striving to catch a glimpse of the beast

Reports have placed the Umbertide in the eastern Italian coast, the northern French coast and occasionally Dover, England

Biologists confirm characteristic traits include a disproportionate stomach and a digestive process that results in potent, prolonged and ear shattering farts

"Hey man, wanna go see if we catch a glimpse of the Umbertide?"
"Sweet! Let's go!"
"Hey - did you take your ear plugs with you?"
"Why?"
"Why? Don't you know that if it farts near you and you aren't using protection your eardrums shatter?"

by Eddie Freemantle September 28, 2020

Umber Rabbit

A non-derogatory term for a black women who frequently or exclusive dates white men.

"Do you think I have a chance?"
"Nah, I heard she's an umber rabbit. She only dates white guys."
"Damn..."

by YellowFlowerGirl December 23, 2020