ultra wet willy

The act of licking your long shlong and repeatedly shoving it in the guy/girl/dog/cat/or whatever kinky shit your into's ear.

I'm gonna shove my dick in your ear and give you an ultra wet willy.

by Mattymins1123 August 15, 2015

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bum junk ultra

what u say when u dont feel like answering your friend.

annoying friend:yo i said what game are you playing

cooler kid: freakin shut up

annoying friend: tell me yo

cooler kid:im playin bum junk ultra now shut up

by branodn thompson March 18, 2009

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Charmin Ultra Soft

Super soft. Nothing in the world could be softer. Often easily broken under pressure and is just naturally broken, often without any cause at all.

Omar: That Thomas guy is soooo soft
Hallouda: hes more than soft.... he's Charmin Ultra Soft

by primetime1991 October 4, 2010

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super deluxe ultra

At the very most peak of it's greatness in all of it's splendor.

Stupid Drunk Hobo: "And then you'll sue her for hitting you on your bike. Not just for a regular bike, a super deluxe ultra bike with a refrigerator for the gas tank, and plasma screen t.v.'s on the handle-bars!"
Other Drunken Hobo:"Duuuude!"

by MissBarry February 7, 2005

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ULTRA Road Head

when a person in the passenger seat of a car politely takes the wheel, sets the cruise control, and receives oral sex from the driver.

GIRL: "Hey, can I drive tonight?"

BOY: "Sure, but do it with my cock in your mouth while I steer."

GIRL: "You mean ULTRA road head? Ok, I'll set the cruise control. Just remember, If I see you pull out your fucking cell phone again I'll kill us both."

by CrinkleCutPickle March 20, 2010

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ultra instinct shaggy

no explanation needed, its just shaggy but he is a god.

ULTRA INSTINCT SHAGGY JUST KILLED EVRYONE, YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

by thedarklight911 October 20, 2020

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