the almighty Toad

The almighty toad. Beautiful. Handsome. Majestic. He is everything you wish you were. Favorite food: bagel. Intelligence: 4 iq. Favorite activity: bashing his head on a rock. Creator REEzardRamen

“I would nuke the country of turkey if the almighty Toad asked me to” (me)

by REEzardRamen July 5, 2022

Miss you as much as a toad and a frog

Not at all. Not missing you one bit. Get the hint

I miss you as much as a toad and a frog

by Who knows, maybe you May 22, 2021

Code Toad

1) Describing someone who, in a technology state, would steal someone elses work with their permission; but it was forced upon them.
2) A wicked, vile man or woman who is just plain idiotic.

1) "That kid Tim is such a Code Toad, he forced Kevin to give his visual basic project to him."
2) "Corey is a Code Toad because he slept in math every day for the past two weeks."

by Tim Andres June 17, 2006

Holy toad

A legendary toad that has a huge gigantic penis that is longer than its body and can be used as a kick stand

While i was skating mom said there was a holy toad kicking the kick stand right in the middle of the drive way

by Asian Toad June 22, 2011

Slippery Toad

During sex, when the female orgasms and the male's stiffy is caught in a malestorm of vaginal juice, then the male cums in the female's vagina, inserts his stiffy into her vagina getting a mixture of vaginal juice and semen on the males penis. Then the male rubs melted butter, baby oils and lube on his stiffy and the female tries to preform a handjob.

Me and my girlfriend were bored so we decided to try the Slippery Toad, she couldn't get a good grip the whole time, and couldn't finish me off.

by Onlypudge November 30, 2011

LOAD TOAD

A female or male which perches about waiting to pounce on any and every living being which happens to gaze in their direction. A load toad does not discriminate longing for your load whether it be financial or physical! Akin to a squat mattress, any orifice’ll do!

Check out that load toad on Johnny’s leg, did he just hand her his wallet? Oh he doesn’t stand a chance!

by KrisTiegA July 26, 2021

hop toad

Not knowing which end of your alimentary canal to point at the porcelain due to simultaneously experiencing severe nausea and abnormally frequent intestinal evacuations.

He was up all night pulling a hop toad after eating crab cakes from the stadium.

by JMR2 April 22, 2006