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teach me to jive, grasshopper

Asking someone to "teach me to jive, grasshopper" is actually code for "rip off my panties, put them on my head, suck my titays, and then roger me to exhaustion".

A very popular thing to say at parties.
When Binky heard Simone say the magic words, "teach me to jive, grasshopper", he knew it was going to be a good evening.
by scodder May 1, 2010
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teacher

a little fuckface who dosent give a fuck about you and only wants to give you math homework
by niggerbbc April 21, 2021
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the teacher's douche

A teenager of very limited talent who works hard to please his or her teachers and parents in an attempt to gain admission to a prestigious university.
He will never do anything important. He is simply the teacher's douche, prolonging the process of distinguishing real talent from flesh-covered robots.
by jeeffff August 20, 2007
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Student teacher sex club

A club that students and teachers can join to have sex with each other. There can be student teacher sex clubs in high school,junior high and college.
by The Fury 13 January 25, 2011
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Teachery

I called your office, and got your voice mail, you sounded all teachery and hot.
by wl1958guy November 16, 2006
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Super Teacher

This is the teacher that really does know everything about teaching, lives for teaching, is up on all the buzzwords, stays until 6:00 every night and lets everyone else at the school know it, and usually, but not always, has pretty average to low children herself (it is almost always a female). Most parents love Super Teachers, however, most teachers hate them. If you are a teacher and one of your students has a Super Teacher for a parent, you are screwed. The super teacher usually likes the Alpha Moms of the classroom.
That Super Teacher caught me again after school. I had to spend an hour listening to her tell me how my class should be run.
by Cool Teacher October 11, 2009
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Biology Teacher

Here is what to expect from a biology teacher : One day you might show up to his class, but not him, and then open his email in which he excuses his imaginary substitute for not being there.

Teacher: manifestement, mon remplaçant ne s'est pas présenté ce matin
His student: C'est correct, on vous attend demain
*teacher doesn't even have a class tomorrow
by Madame Renaud December 4, 2019
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