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slap the titty

A game involving one or more persons and a bag of wine.

Said bag is commonly found packaged in boxes under cheap wine labels such as Franzia.

During a turn, the participant must slap the "Titty," (read: wine bag) with an open palm, and imbibe immediately after.

Variations include: changes in who holds the Titty, who pours the Titty, and whether or not the participant literally sucks the Titty.

Points may be awarded for creativity, finesse, and drink duration.

In the end it's less of a game and more of an excuse to get friends to binge drink with you under the impression that they are paying a game
"Let's slap the Titty!"
..."You have a drinking problem."
by bdeggz January 30, 2016
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titanic titties

A woman with large breasts.
Or breasts resembling Leonardo dicaprio and Kate winslet. Or resembling the actual titanic.
"Whoa bitch get out my face with ya titanic titties"

Emily: dude did you see those?
Jake: yea dude those were some titanic titties.
Emily: I thought it was the real life movie, so realistic.
by Titanic tittie maker December 19, 2013
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Titty burglar

A women who gets surgery on her tittys to look exactly identical to another women's titty
"That whore jescia is nothing but a big fat titty burglar"
by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017
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titty tee

When a male wears a undersized underarmour shirt to enhance his dilusional muscular physique
your fat stop wearing those titty tee shirts.
by physco 123 July 23, 2010
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Titty Juice

juice from fat ass titty that men love to slurp
Miranda's titty juice is delicious af.
by cumdaddy_6969 November 6, 2019
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man titties

A man with abnormally large breasts.
Dude, that guy has huge man titties.
by Ryan M. June 12, 2003
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Tittie Fuck

Where a guy has the girl push her boobs together while his penis is between the breast, then squeeze lotion, and fuck the shit outa them titties.
Man, I wanna tittie fuck Mary, she got some tig o' biddies
by Mary February 1, 2005
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