Tim moate

king of fags
see also homosexual

by daking April 30, 2003

Tim's Law

In Apples to Apples, Tim's Law refers to the ever frustrating occurrence of drawing a card that would have perfectly fit the meaning of the previous card played.

Judge: All right, the next card is "smelly."
Player 1 (thinking): Well, I don't have any great matches, I'll just play this one.
(draws "Skunk")
Player 1: TIM'S LAW!!!!!!
(weeps)

by HoosierMan May 4, 2010

Tim job

Tim job. Different from a timjob. A Tim job is when you wear only a tool belt and give a rim job while doing your best impersonation of Tim "The Toolman" Taylor's icon grunt.

Friend #1: Girl, my man gave me the best Tim job last night!

Friend #2: Really?!? I'm so jealous my man's grunt still needs work so I'm never fully satisfied when he gives me a Tim job.

by Psymon1116 September 21, 2018

Tim-Kink

Woman typically Asians who have a thing for guys named Tim. No one seems to understand how or why they are attracted to these scrubs named Tim but they are!!!!!!

Therefore, one can infer that a Tim would also have an Asian-Kink

Russ: All Asians have a Tim-Kink

by The Powerhouse of the Cell November 12, 2018

Tim Tam Slam

A Tim Tam Slam is when you fill a glass with milk, bite 2 corners off the end of a Tim Tam, and use the Tim Tam as a straw. The milk then tastes like chocolate, and it is an Australian delicacy.

Bro, you can't Tim Tam Slam with Double Coat Tim Tams!

by BurteeBeee July 28, 2019

Tim fatty Angerton

Tim fatty Angerton is a holiday that was invented in 2000, it is celebrated on the 28th of December. what you do is you invite your friends and family you eat nothing but appetizers or finger foods your drink beer listen to music and play multiple types of games. no, not video games or anything on your phone/ electronics , you play card games and bored games, you can play what ever game you may want to play, to keep it exciting every year there is a different theme. depending on what your family and friends pick, depending on who went with the theme each and one of the gets to pick a game they desire to play. (themes are not always you can do it once in a while)!

Leo“Hey you going to Belle’s house for Tim fatty Angerton celebration this year?”

Michella“Of course i am man i’ve been waiting for this since Xmas!;)”

Belle“Hey by the way guys the theme is funny Xmas socks ;)”

by bahahsxbkefnd August 30, 2019

Phantom Tim

The feeling that, although everybody is present, somebody is missing from the room.

“Hold up, did somebody leave?”
“Nah man that’s just a Phantom Tim, everyone’s here.”

by hSak August 31, 2019