Honolulu high tide

When you whip out your Johnson and hose down a homeless person with jizz.

The guy in the beach begging for change got a honolulu high tide from a huge black guy.

by Holyhellthatsadinosoar May 11, 2023

Tide Has Mek

Saying kelter sucks

Kirbs: "Tide has Mek"
Kelter "I'm server muting him"

by Jell.Ace January 1, 2021

Tide pods

A yummy snack enjoyed with bleach.

John:hey rob, could you get the bleach, I'm making tide pods.

Rob:sure thing.

by I support Donald Trump May 29, 2018

Tide Pods

Edible sources of idiocy.

Hey, man. Let's post a frav YT vid about eating Tide Pods!

by Dat_Dank_Dude_From_Detroit February 1, 2018

tide commercial

Something that is dead and should never be used

Gay

Jackson Harris is such a tide commercial.

by yAbOiBrOnCoS@609 May 5, 2018

Tide Spool

A name given to the resulting "pool" of semen which collects in the belly button of a woman after a man pulls out and ejaculates onto her stomach.

Last night when I spurted all over Stephanie's belly, you could have done a backflip into the tide spool I left on her.

by el reverendo November 4, 2012

Tide pods

tide pods means for natural selection. Example brian is a dumbass so he ate a tide pod causing natural selection to kill him making the world a better place.

Michel ate some tidepods so he died. Tide pods delicious and non nutricious

by Boxedisopod May 4, 2018