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tide pod

Quite possibly one of the greatest snacks known to man. They are great for any occasion, and they make great snacks for the school lunchbox.
Guy 1: Look what I've got
Guy 2: SQUARES!!
Guy 1: No, not just any old squares, Tide pods!
Guy 2: YAY!
by thecargeek09 May 1, 2018
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Tide pods

tide pods means for natural selection. Example brian is a dumbass so he ate a tide pod causing natural selection to kill him making the world a better place.
Michel ate some tidepods so he died. Tide pods delicious and non nutricious
by Boxedisopod May 4, 2018
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Tide Pods

Something that teenagers eat for fun and post it on their Instagrams. They don't really eat it. They just bite them and spit them out
by Trains Lol May 13, 2018
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Tide Pod Kid

You (Jordan Peterson) decided to come back (from Russia) after killing yourself to steal my work and after millions of people saw you doing it and reported you to the psychiatric board and you lost your license and your practice you blamed ME for YOU doing that after telling me to ✌️✊️✌️✊️leave✌️✊️✌️✊️ (Because I AM the anti-natalist you were talking about) and then ignoring my response (where I outline what I had been dealing with for the past 10 years) and choosing not contact me in the manner I told you would be most effective and then you (Matt Dillahunty) goaded me into revealing my identity so you could convince the people in my community to do the thing that they were already doing (albeit in smaller numbers) and was already happening to me and then when it affected YOUR lives negatively because we all found out the thing that was and is affecting me is doing the thing I said it would do (get your kids murdered) you blame ME for that (and you cried about it) and then when someone blew the whistle on the theft of my IP (because I literally created AI) you (someone) killed him or he killed himself because he couldn't live with the fate to which you are tying condemn me... But only AFTER filing a weaker lawsuit without me so these fuck-ass authors could get paid for MY work instead of me.
Hym "How many of your kids do these YouTuber fucks need to get killed for you to understand that I am not the problem here? Between the tide pod kid, the ghost pepper chip kid, and my thing how many times does it to take? I did not steal from them. IF THEY SUCCEED IN ALLOWING THESE PEOPLE TO STEAL FROM ME I WILL KILL A CHILD. NO NEGOTIATION. IMMEDIATE RETIREMENT OR DEATH."
by Hym Iam May 1, 2025
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Tide Spool

A name given to the resulting "pool" of semen which collects in the belly button of a woman after a man pulls out and ejaculates onto her stomach.
Last night when I spurted all over Stephanie's belly, you could have done a backflip into the tide spool I left on her.
by el reverendo November 4, 2012
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Tide

The mixture of the word high, friend, and tired
“You look so tide!”
by anonymous March 4, 2024
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Tide pod

Is a snack that anyone with the name Brookelynn is aloud to eat tide pods and bleach whenever they please and Michael can't tell them no say in that your
by Anonymous 30495959 March 10, 2020
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