mental viewfinder

Seeing an image in public so hot that you catalog it in your memory for masturbating later.

Holy shit I was behind Susan in yoga today. I totally put that in my mental viewfinder for tonight’s wank.

by timbre December 5, 2013

mental day

The act of skipping either a event, such as school, or work, in order to clear your head, and de-stress from the overwhelming reality of life.

(also known as mental day off)

Guy #1: Dude, where were you in school today?
Guy #2: Oh, I was taking a mental day off from all that Calculus work.
Guy #1: I feel you, bro, I feel you....

by crazyjoe30 November 10, 2014

Tits Mental

To go absolutley aff yer heid mental. Cuttin loose, wi nae regard for the consequences.

I cannae wait for the end of this lockdown pish; I'm gonna go absolutely tits mental.

by Bunyano March 28, 2021

mentally normal

Something normal but mental to some.

Person 1: You eat pineapple on pizza?? Yuck!
Person 2: Of course, it's mentally normal!

by r+t March 21, 2021

Heard Mentality

When somebody hears something and believes it to be fact even though it is just hearsay, and splits off into a new herd of sheeple.

Susan whispers to the new secretary Gina, "Here comes Jimmy. Don't give him any attention because he has 'Heard Mentality' and will go on and on if he thinks you believe him."
Jimmy "Hi Gina I'm Jimmy. Say, have you heard about the ____(conspiracy_of_the_day)____? This video is evidence it's true. You have to watch the whole thing though and they splain it all!. It's only 59 minutes long."

by mayfieldenator February 10, 2021

mentally silly

An adjective that describes something that is so retarded that you don't even know what to call it.

Thomas you are so mentally silly.

by ImWhiteButNotBlack42069 June 1, 2017

Mental Rape

League of Legends

League of Legends causes mental rape. The symptoms are hair loss, depression, and anti-social disorder.

by Amongussussyballsfortnite September 4, 2021