Simply spiked

A sex thing. You both drink as many Simply spiked™️s as possible and then test your capacity to merge souls

Person 1: “Yea we should do a Simply spiked night.”

Person 2:“Come on dude I was really hoping we could make a baby tonight but those are way too good, it’s never gonna happen.”

by Jellybeansrainvow June 30, 2022

spiked through the net

When your boy bums you so hard that the condom breaks when he busts in your booty.

Nate: Yo Andy, why's your booty dripping?
Andy: Awe Frick! Max must have spiked through the net again...
Max: Sure did Andy. Sure did.

by cuckfart October 13, 2020

Spike

To fuck someone in the ass.

I wanted André to fuck my pussy but instead he tried to spike me.

by Unflappable23 August 30, 2017

spiked

When your grades suddenly drop down randomly and goes back to normal the next few tests you take.

Spiking usually happens if either you are not keeping up to speed with the others in work or are not enjoying the type of lessons the teacher is giving you. (Sometimes the teacher can impact the entires class grades if she gets mad by a single person or a group of idiots in your class, so try and don't piss her off too much)

"I heard that Jack spiked one of his grades because of a bad day"
"I didn't do well today on the test, I'll try to get my grades back up as soon as possible so it counts as a spike"
"The girls in the back were being such a pain to the teacher today, hope she doesn't spike our whole class"

by Not Bernie August 9, 2022

Football spike

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit, a little nugget gets forced out splashing the water below similar to a football being spiked in the endzone.

Dude, I had a nice football spike in the toilet today. My cheeks are so wet.

by Urban knowledge January 11, 2017

Spiked

Lumber prices have Spiked and so has hinder lips of an angel. Sunday Funday

Zac Moss has really spiked his investments this quarter! He must have PENN

by Zwright August 8, 2021

spiked it through the net

When your boy is bumming you so hard that the condom busts when he cums in your booty.

Nate: Andy why is your booty dripping?

Andy: Friggin Max must have spiked it through the net again...

Max: Yes I did buddy! Yes I did.

by cuckfart October 13, 2020