A well traveled penis that knows about the finer things in life.
considered a thing of beauty in most cultures a well seasoned penis takes dedication and hard work to achieve
considered a thing of beauty in most cultures a well seasoned penis takes dedication and hard work to achieve
"It has seen many things my seasoned penis"
"It is not time which makes a penis seasoned. It is the experiences and hardships it has endured"
"Gaze at the wonderment of a REAL seasoned penis! note the loose, wrinkled skin and extensive sagging"
"You should of seen it man one of the most seasoned penis's I've ever laid eyes on. Bro it was like a well worn peice of vintage leather, pumped with blood and blue veins showing"
"My penis took another Hard knock last night, few more like that and it will be well seasoned"
"whatever doesn't kill it makes it stronger"
"It is not time which makes a penis seasoned. It is the experiences and hardships it has endured"
"Gaze at the wonderment of a REAL seasoned penis! note the loose, wrinkled skin and extensive sagging"
"You should of seen it man one of the most seasoned penis's I've ever laid eyes on. Bro it was like a well worn peice of vintage leather, pumped with blood and blue veins showing"
"My penis took another Hard knock last night, few more like that and it will be well seasoned"
"whatever doesn't kill it makes it stronger"
by Swift2 August 5, 2012
Get the seasoned penismug. The time of year when babies are popping out of hospitals faster than dead cancer patients. Usually April and September.
by LuxDarling July 21, 2015
Get the baby seasonmug. That time of year when there are graduation parties every weekend usually starting from the last week of May or first week of June to about the second-to-last weekend of July. The graduation party standard wherever you go is usually fried chicken and mostaccioli, therefore a lot of mostaccioli will be consumed.
Chuck: Hey man, it's about to be mostaccioli season. You ready to load up some Dixie plates?
Nick: Chuck we graduated 12 years ago, who do you know that is still in high school?
Chuck: I don't care! I'm getting my 'choli on whether you like it or not!
Nick: Chuck we graduated 12 years ago, who do you know that is still in high school?
Chuck: I don't care! I'm getting my 'choli on whether you like it or not!
by shiftyclaybob June 14, 2010
Get the mostaccioli seasonmug. Ape season refers to "AP tests" or high level classes with a grade of 1-5. Ape season is also a pigment of Joon's imagination.
by TheMaster511511511 May 11, 2017
Get the ape seasonmug. The motivation some need to sculpt art, we know as the body. Generally, refers to the time of year where young adults of both sex hit the gym in a strive to getting those love handles off and 8-packs out. This requires an enormous amount of motivation and dedication to diet and gym. This is a key process in order to attract other young adults.
by tankap14 May 17, 2011
Get the Beach Seasonmug. by Doodle128 May 11, 2022
Get the Hunting Seasonmug. 1. a condition every two to four years wherein road work suddenly appear, posters are made of hints and advertisements talk about the good works of self-appointed noble people who want to be appointed
by filipos May 25, 2009
Get the election seasonmug.