Europe’s Anus

France

They say France is europe’s anus these days, and I can’t help but agree.

by El ritardo June 27, 2018

Anus Weed

The weed that grows out of your anus. DO NOT PLUCK!!!!!!! Resembles a patch of dandelions.

"I fell on my skateboard and scraped all of my Anus Weeds out!"

"I was totally going to get laid until she saw my excessively long anal weeds"

by Plucked Anus Weed February 7, 2010

shotgun anus

The phrased yelled before two guys tag team a girl to determine who is going to get anal.

"Dude, lets wreck that chick. And guess what, SHOTGUN ANUS!"

by HumperNDumper02 September 8, 2009

Your anus

Dad wheres my anus

Your anus is bleeding

by SUMFURRYTHING May 28, 2019

potato anus

Somebody who is cranky, irritable, and angry. Often used when one is not on their period but acts like it.

Girl: Fuck you! You're a douche-canoe!
Guy: Its ok, I'll let that slide because of your period.
Girl: I'm not on my period, you jackass!
Guy: Oh, then your just a potato anus!

by Potato_In_My_Anus December 9, 2012

anus fuzz

The phenomenon in which the threads or material of your undergarments become intertwined within your hair of your ass crack, creating small, dense balls of fuzz. These then fall off when bathing or cleaning the anus, spreading themselves easily around the shower or bathtub. They can also be encountered within unfortunate instances of oral sex.

What the fuck, our shower is so fucking gross, I wish Alex did not have such bad anus fuzz.

Oh man, I gotta get outta these pants, I have major anus fuzz.

Dude, he went down on her, but she had a fuckload of anus fuzz, so he just bounced.

by Lionel Scott November 20, 2006

dick anus

A name for a person who causes strife in your world. Can be found in trafic, restaurants, or even your neighbor hood.

That dick anus cut me off in traffic. I hope he gets murdered in front of his children.

by Dick A. Nuss March 12, 2004