promise

A pain in the ass who likes to beat up a daddy named Camacho

Promise is a big dick daddy

by Zachary camachoe September 30, 2018

<7.9.7.6.>Call It The Agency Of What the Fuck YOu Thought It Was ANd I Promise YOu, Trail My Words Again And I Promise You That I Will Promise To Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

<7.9.7.6.>Call It The Agency Of What the Fuck YOu Thought It Was ANd I Promise YOu, Trail My Words Again And I Promise You That I Will Promise To Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

<7.9.7.6.>Call It The Agency Of What the Fuck YOu Thought It Was ANd I Promise YOu, Trail My Words Again And I Promise You That I Will Promise To Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

crack promise

An unfullfilled promise to help or do some favor made while high on a stimulant such as cocaine, meth, crack, etc. First heard in Birmingham, Alabama nightclubs circa 2005.

Don't make crack promises to me, I seriously need this done.

by PpyMkyBbyDdy March 24, 2019

I Want Nothing To Do With & I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing To Do With & I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing To Do With & I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

toe promise

It's a lie. Often used to Trick younger siblings, but only works once.

All right Timmy, I toe promise that I didn't eat your candy.

by Koneko-kun August 23, 2016

Gamer Promise

An unbreakable promise that has the equivalency of dedication and effort as a gamer that has 1 hp in a boss fight

I wasn't expecting him to keep his promise, until he gave me a gamer promise.

by NachYoWeed September 9, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek Pinault, Promise To Get It Right FOr Angel JOSe RObles<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek Pinault, Promise To Get It Right FOr Angel JOSe RObles<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek Pinault, Promise To Get It Right FOr Angel JOSe RObles<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025