Muppet

Person or persons whose behaviour is largely controlled by the 'All Rock God Puppeteer' Muzza.

'Did you hear Jack defending Muzza's feelings?'

'What a Muppet!'

by Kayye May December 1, 2020

muppet high-five

When two people are fisting the same person, same hole or different holes and they high five inside the person.

Chelsea was so excited to be the muppet in the muppet high-five tonight.

by MoxieMinion April 12, 2024

Muppet

One of multiple screen names of a person who is flooding a forum with their views in duplicate.

The forum is flooded with Muppets tonight, can I get a witness?

by Eric th' Red April 2, 2009

Muppet-Helling.

When you are so whiny when it comes to handling being criticized that you think that the person criticizing you is harrassing you and you threaten to take action even though it is an empty threat.

Oh boy, there she goes Muppet-Helling.

by MM132 June 21, 2023

Handless Fuck-Muppet

A person with the mental capacity of a Fuck-Muppet, without a hand in it. IE they are useless to you, offer NO support, and can't even get you off....

This is the handless fuck-muppet that killed your cat with petrol trying to make it go woof.

by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021

Punch a Muppet

The feeling you have when you are so angry that you feel like you could punch an innocent and adorable character, such as one of Jim Henson’s Mupppets.

I’m so mad, I could punch a Muppet!

by RadioJock March 22, 2024

Muppet

Someone from Pittsburgh that vacations north of the city

Hey Dave where you from ? Answer. Muppet from Pittsburgh!

by Coomby December 10, 2022