three ring circus

The American political system.

We'll never get that bill through the three ring circus as long as Congress and the President disagrees!

by bacodetaco January 24, 2024

Circus Wagon

Noun: A person, usually of color, who dresses or acts in a certain obnoxious and vulgar way to bring undo attention to themselves. These people are referred to as Circus Wagons because of the loud and vibrant colors exude by a Circus car.

Alistar : hey Charles did you see that Circus Wagon check out your Mom?
Charles: Yeah he smelled like he hadn't showered in weeks and, he needs a belt his pants are sagging .
Alistar: I have no idea why he needs to comment on everything he just looks like an idiot ...
Edwards: Well, guys come on he is after all a circus wagon.

by Original_franz December 4, 2017

Hand Circus

When a someone who has a deformed hand or is missing a finger gives you a hand job until the big top explodes.

That chick last night was missing her thumb, but damn could she give a hand circus!

by Mr.Stupidface April 12, 2022

The Amazing Digital Circus

The amazing digital circus is a short YouTube animated by gooseworx and glitch animation.

Guy 1: yo bro wanna watch The Amazing Digital Circus later?
Guy 2: yeah man I love that show!

by H4wk331 November 13, 2023

the circus

used to define a group of girls at school that are such clowns you describe them as “the circus”

felicia: “did you hear about how katie invited the circus to her birthday party and not us, her best friends!”
shalisa: “ikr!! she is such a clout chaser sometimes!”

by biggggchungusss November 17, 2019

Cock Circus

A term often used when referring to females who look like they’ve had more cock rides than annual amusement park pass holders; including but not limited to Instagram girls posting sexualized yoga poses, bathroom mirror pics, and the usual Snapchat lip sync videos.

Boy: “Dude! Did you see Alyssa’s snap story?”
Dude: “Bro! She had her feet crossed BEHIND her head, I didn’t even know that was yoga! I wanna smash so bad.”
Boy: “step right up, cum one, cum all, to the cock circus 🎪 ”

by Tastyliciousness December 7, 2018

bathtub circus

When you're taking a bath and decide to pump one out in the tub.

"Man, last night was so relaxing. I had a bathtub circus before bed.

by Courtesity June 14, 2024