The act of licking your long shlong and repeatedly shoving it in the guy/girl/dog/cat/or whatever kinky shit your into's ear.
by Mattymins1123 August 15, 2015

Super soft. Nothing in the world could be softer. Often easily broken under pressure and is just naturally broken, often without any cause at all.
by primetime1991 October 4, 2010

Stupid Drunk Hobo: "And then you'll sue her for hitting you on your bike. Not just for a regular bike, a super deluxe ultra bike with a refrigerator for the gas tank, and plasma screen t.v.'s on the handle-bars!"
Other Drunken Hobo:"Duuuude!"
Other Drunken Hobo:"Duuuude!"
by MissBarry February 7, 2005

annoying friend:yo i said what game are you playing
cooler kid: freakin shut up
annoying friend: tell me yo
cooler kid:im playin bum junk ultra now shut up
cooler kid: freakin shut up
annoying friend: tell me yo
cooler kid:im playin bum junk ultra now shut up
by branodn thompson March 18, 2009

when a person in the passenger seat of a car politely takes the wheel, sets the cruise control, and receives oral sex from the driver.
GIRL: "Hey, can I drive tonight?"
BOY: "Sure, but do it with my cock in your mouth while I steer."
GIRL: "You mean ULTRA road head? Ok, I'll set the cruise control. Just remember, If I see you pull out your fucking cell phone again I'll kill us both."
BOY: "Sure, but do it with my cock in your mouth while I steer."
GIRL: "You mean ULTRA road head? Ok, I'll set the cruise control. Just remember, If I see you pull out your fucking cell phone again I'll kill us both."
by CrinkleCutPickle March 20, 2010

Gamer ultra instinct (GUI for short) is a term used when people who loose over and over in a game and loose so much they aren’t even mad, just empty, no emotion, That means they went GUI and they will most likely beat the level since the rage is so great it’s not even rage, just raw gamer power
Jim: Jon your kind of quiet is it because I keep beating you
Jon: ...
Jim: oh shit Jon went Gamer Ultra Instinct I’m fucked
Jon: ...
Jim: oh shit Jon went Gamer Ultra Instinct I’m fucked
by K is for kookie March 28, 2019

by TheMuFF1N_Man April 26, 2022
