an ugly chick who follows you around, speaking to and flirting with you both blatantly and incessantly, thus blocking your cock in the worst way possible.
douche 1 "dood, i'm never gonna get laid with this bogey on my tail."
douche 2 "brahsef, you either gotta shake that bogey or we need to go to a party with clear skies cause she's killing my game by association."
disclaimer: obviously douche bags don't use such profound sentence structure or vocabulary, but you get the point.
douche 2 "brahsef, you either gotta shake that bogey or we need to go to a party with clear skies cause she's killing my game by association."
disclaimer: obviously douche bags don't use such profound sentence structure or vocabulary, but you get the point.
by bear_capitan August 27, 2009
Get the bogey on my tail mug.The furry known as "Messy Tails" or "Brown nose pup" who ate is feces and either went to a mental asylum or died.
"Ya know messy tails?"
"No, why?"
"He is disgusting and eats crap"
"Like what crap?"
"Literal crap...Feces"
"I hate him"
"Me too"
"No, why?"
"He is disgusting and eats crap"
"Like what crap?"
"Literal crap...Feces"
"I hate him"
"Me too"
by Messytails November 30, 2019
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Someone who hangs around popular or famous people to gain their fans and friends.
The Coat-Tail rider will do anything to please whoever they are clinging to to remain in their spot light.
When the person they're coat tail riding isn't popular anymore, they move on to someone else.
They can do this in person, on twitter or any social networking site.
The Coat-Tail rider will do anything to please whoever they are clinging to to remain in their spot light.
When the person they're coat tail riding isn't popular anymore, they move on to someone else.
They can do this in person, on twitter or any social networking site.
Girl 1- "Did you see Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus hanging out recently? I thought Demi's bff was Selena."
Girl 2- "Well that's because She's a coat-tail rider. She hangs around Miley and Jonas because she'll get more offers if she's linked to them."
"That girl used to work at a grocery store, but she became this guys biggest coat-tail rider and earned a job as an assistant to his fashion designer sister."
Girl 2- "Well that's because She's a coat-tail rider. She hangs around Miley and Jonas because she'll get more offers if she's linked to them."
"That girl used to work at a grocery store, but she became this guys biggest coat-tail rider and earned a job as an assistant to his fashion designer sister."
by RespectTheBoss May 5, 2010
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Get the Tails mug.When one flatulates and flees, the remnants of the noxious odors follow him or her. The tail end of the stink is the fart tail.
Damnit dude, I just caught wind of your fart tail and it fucking stinks. Go sit on the pot you nasty mofo!
by Tommy2tone June 29, 2006
Get the fart tail mug.Tucking your dick back between your legs so you have the appearance of a tail poking out. Commonly confused with "the goat". A goat is considered being only the testicles tucked.
Guy1: Dude that chick was so hot
Guy2: she was totally a guy. I could see his stu tail poking out behind him.
Guy2: she was totally a guy. I could see his stu tail poking out behind him.
by Picklebread June 10, 2015
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by Lord RetardedBrick of AstoraIV January 22, 2016
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