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Taitz

When one has sex with 8 different girls in one night. Half have to be jewish. NO MUSLIMS
Dean: Hey i pulled a Taitz last night
Ahron: Really you fucked 8 girls in one night.
by Cunglo Kim January 24, 2011
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Tabitha

A beautiful 28yo Lizard queen who has fooled the dog crusaders into servitude.
Queen Tabitha called forth her lizard hoard to consume the land.
by A concerned husband October 14, 2019
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Tapatio

A very very good looking male/female. Someone who is extremely HOT!
"OMG!!! Do you see that tapatio across the street?!??"

"Look....Look....Look.....there's a tapatio to your left!!"

This occurs in Hawaii when all the dudes are shirtless and all the chicks are in little bikinis ALL year round. There are Tapatios EVERYWHERE!
by tapatiostalkergurls June 14, 2011
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Talitha

Narcissistic individual, with no clear path in life.
Can never make her mind up about anything and likes to waste money on new hobbies.
Do you know Talitha? Yeah, I can't stand her.
by theDiscardedOne November 23, 2021
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shady tabitha

someone who goes from one friend to another only when its convienant to them. and walks around like he/she has no responsability puttin kids off just so they can go out and party. a shady tabitha is the worst kinda shady u can be!!! never wants to grow up always moochin off other people
damn girl you went shady tabitha on my ass didnt u???
by the realest chick September 4, 2010
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tapatio balls

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n. the inflammation of the testicles after eating too many spicy tacos, as the spicy flavor travels through the intestines at maximum spice volume to cause a fiery inguinal hernia in the scrotum.

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n. after a short hairy Mexican guy goes at it too fast with a hairy-assed Mexican girl, the friction of the anal sex causes all of the hair to be burned off of his scrotum, and he flees the room screaming "AYE AYE AYE!"
note: to be distinguished from tabasco balls, which is characterized by the post-sexual yelp "MIS CAHONES, NO NO NO!"
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Fucking Taco Bell! Gave me tapatio balls for another night in a row, I think I need to see the scrotumologist!

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Did you hear Miguel screaming last night? That definitely sounded like his senorita baked him up some spicy tapatio balls!
by cockbeast October 30, 2007
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Tahitian Teatherball

Before a girl performs oral sex she ties a string around the scrotum, then as the man is ready to ejaculate he removes the string to unleash the floodgates.
During our experience performing the Tahitian Teatherball, the bursting effect of my ejaculate was more than Susie expected.
by Jake Kale Snackerman October 18, 2006
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