Taco Bell

Where you can get some nice Mexican food at a cheap price; but just be careful, because you might end up with a singed, ashen bum-hole in 2 hours. Yep, a lot of people are saying Taco Bell’s food is causing them to end up like this owing to explosive diarrhea from their low-quality tacos, burritos, and what not*.

Rocky: Come on, Bullwinkle! We’re going to Taco Bell!
Bullwinkle: I don’t wanna start shooting fire out of my bum in 2 hours owing to THAT stuff, Rock! Can’t we just make homemade tacos?
Rocky: 😒 We don’t have the ingredients for that stuff, Bullwinkle.
*2 hours later*
Rocky and Bullwinkle: *EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA*
*The entire bathroom is smothered in fire*
Boris: Yes! Natesha, we did it!

by MrWhomstDVe January 19, 2020

Taco Bell

A place where you're depressed while sipping on your Baja Blast.

I went to Taco Bell.

by Ahaha Get Noob Get Obese March 9, 2020

Taco Bell

Anus torture.

Taco Bell is the main symptom of explosive diarrhoea.

by ShreksGod November 11, 2020

Taco bell

Taco bell makes you fart fire and make you have to sit on the toilet for fifty hours

Taco bell makes me poop lava because it burns

by SUBSCRIBETO MINECRAFT_ERROR101 May 4, 2020

Taco Bell Lettuce

Cheap, low quality shredded iceberg lettuce

I had to pick taco bell lettuce off of my chicken sandwich

by fangurl.55 June 6, 2020

Taco Bell

An onomatopoeia to dismiss negative thoughts or statements

Tanya's father, a narcissist told her she looked fat in her dress and instead of getting upset she whispered Taco Bell and left for the prom.

by hasbean September 14, 2020

Taco Bell wine

Wine sold at Taco Bell.

When life could not feel any more weird, Jalapeño Noir is the name of the new Taco Bell wine, available only in Canada.

by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2020