top tall

When a woman's torso is too long and her legs are too short, essentially the inverse of what's hot.

Johnny Drama didn't want to give a girl a ticket to the premiere of Aquaman because she was top tall.

by Path July 3, 2006

Top Definition

Penis

Person 1: I like sucking top definition
Person 2: gay

I bet you like lemon cum, lemon shoveling, waterlemoan, and wood staffing

by Thicc Yeet October 29, 2019

Top Dollar Nigga

Someone who fat girls use to threaten their pussy whipped boyfriends with. These guys generally have money and have no interest in whales that sit around and eat tubs of butter all day.

Anthony I'm gonna get a top dollar nigga if you don't make me some bagel bites.

Come fan me and rub my rolls or I'm gonna get a top dollar nigga.

by The original top dollar nigga April 6, 2010

top me off

To have a female give you oral sex

LAst night this sexy gurl topped me off

by Streety February 6, 2004

Top Gun

From the Tom Cruise movie of fame, "Top Gun" can be used as a passive-aggressive derogatory term for someone who thinks they're cool, tough, or otherwise competent. It is to be used along the same sarcastic lines as "boss," "chief," "ace," "big guy," "player," etc., except Top Gun is most effective when dealing with someone either in a fast car, or wearing Ray-Ban sunglasses.

"Hey, way to signal there, Top Gun!"

by Shintrizzla December 5, 2003

Top 40

A Pathetic waste of TV and Radio space as its dictating what is cool

top 40 is dictating what is cool- well fuck you cos im not gunna fall for what you dictate what is cool your a pathetic lil cunt.

by Brother Number One July 5, 2005

top bipolar

Person in highest position of power, in government or business, whose mood swings cause great havoc on the economy and the life of large number of people.

Typical of the entertainment industry and oil rich third world countries.

What´s the programming strategy for next season? Dunno... depends on our top bipolar executive.
Why the economy of rich oil countries sucks so absurdly? Oh... they always manage to elect top bipolar presidents.

by rperazag May 4, 2010