Tooky

A slang term for rear-end or a butt.

My tooky looks great in these skinny jeans.

by Penolope P October 1, 2012

tookie

Rhymes with "spookie," a man who killed four people over about $100 in cash & then got scared & found "redemption" when he learned he was going to get the anti-crime vaccine. Complete coward.

Tookie should've been put to death about 3 weeks after he killed those four innocent people, instead of the Cullyforneean government waiting 25 years to finally pull the trigger.

by John Heinz Kerry December 19, 2005

Tooker

“The Original Player”. Dating back to the beginning of time, there was a clan who, by no fault of their own, acquired a reputation that invariably led to the Surname, “Tooker”. Background: a “Tooker”, minding his own business, would often be innocently approached by a myriad of females, pining for romantic inclusion, thereby abandoning their current love interest. The aforementioned love interest of such yearning fräuleins would, after merely turning his head, unfailingly lose sight of his fräuline companion. After much inquisition of those in his proximity, which often contained lines such as, “Where did my woman run off to”, this individual would habitually obtain the common response, infinitely referencing a member of the “Tooker” clan, “he took her”. Ergo the surname “Tooker”.

Individual 1: Have you seen my girl?
Individual 2: Yes, he took her (Tooker).

by Tooker November 7, 2013

Kooky-Tooky

A newly discovered bird, green 'fur' and ginger hair. Allergic to ice-cream, discovered by scientists on the Caribbean islands. Often used as a substitution word for paedophile.

Everyone freeze, there's a Kooky-Tooky in the house. If you move it will jizz on you.

by georgia-evelyn January 22, 2011

Tooked

When a non-native english speaker tries to communicate with other people in English and decides to use the "take" word without actually knowing all the variations.

This item is taked.. um sorry, tooked from that place.

by benom June 4, 2018

tooken

1. Ghetto form of taken.
2. Said usually by 10 year old noobs whom seem to enjoy butchering the English language when they luck out and overcome a pro.
3. Grammatically incorrect pronunciation of taken of which was mistakenly said by a classmate of mine in the sixth grade when reffering to the fact that we'd taken an English test.

a) Dawg! I just tooken ya to the rim.
b) OWnZEd!!1! i ToOkENeD uRE BAsE!11!! alL Ur BaZE AreZd b3L0nG tEh m3!!!!11!!!one!
c) I've tooken an English test.

by none4any1 January 4, 2007

tookey

The act of placing a mans balls on a womans forehead while she gives him a rim job.

Tell your mom thanks for the tookey last night.

by Bill Bixby May 1, 2005