toffing

v. The act of making fun of and degrading other people who can only afford ramen noodles and a 6 pack of mini cokes as their daily meal.

Guy 1: I was toffing this one guy yesterday for not having a fidget spinner when he said he had to pay for food to live.
Guy 2: You're a real faggot you know?

by Straight Trash May 27, 2017

Tofu NA

It is an abbreviation of tofu name meaning a boring bland name. It is pronounced Tofu N,A.

I don't want to name our boy Josh because it sounds tofu NA.
Jacob is tofu NA

by Electropupp June 30, 2017

Tofeud

When two vegans have an longstanding argument. Since it can't be a "beef", as one might normally call it, this word represents a portmanteau of "tofu" and "feud", making it acceptable for people who don't eat meat.

"Oh my god, Jenny is such a bitch. If I catch her tweeting about me at the Starbucks again, we're going to have a tofeud."

by DrCatherwood September 21, 2017

Tofuuzled

The state of being fooled into eating something one thought was meat, but was tofu.

“Ewww! I thought that was chicken ! I was tofuuzled!”

by Friendlyboatman April 20, 2018

Tofurkeyducken

The vegan version of turducken made out of tofu - a duck stuffed inside a chicken stuffed inside a turkey. The three layers of tofu constituting the tofurkeyducken contain artificial flavors (presumably carcinogenic) Shih simulate the tastes of turkey on the outside, chicken in the middle and duck on the inside. It’s delicio!

I used to eat tofurkey, but I wasn’t saving enough souls - every time I eat tofurkeyducken I know that I’m saving three souls at once. I happily pay triple.

by Ballastmrj December 3, 2017

Tofia

The ship name of Sofia and trey in a Mexican anime but it’s No longer showing I shipped them :/

Girl:Oh I shipped Tofia

Boy: ikr aww

by Mexicananime May 28, 2018

Tofu

Tastes good if you like rubber.

Brad : do you want tofu with your stir fry
Chad : no I don't want rubber in my stir fry

by Hirorails June 9, 2018