Carpet-Wall

Wallpaper which has texture like carpet.

'Dude, I'm so fuckin wasted you've got, like, carpet for walls, like, Carpet-Wall Mutha fucker.

by Eagle Von Ceasel April 30, 2008

shag carpet

When ass air gets to long, and wiping is as hard as pulling peanut butter out of shag carpet.

I need to shave I have the shag carpet again.

by Big Ray April 2, 2005

carpet muncher

Munching on some pusssay.

Daaaaaaaaamn you know that carpet muncher Martha ? She was munchin on every bitch at the party AGAIN.

by slapabeezy May 7, 2007

Carpet Muncher

The term given to a guy or girl who goes down on a girl who does not shave her crotch.
The term given to oral sex of the unshaved vagina.

Paul: Dude I ate her out and, she hadnt shaved!


Bobby: Aww, carpet muncher.

by imabfresh January 7, 2009

Muddy Carpet

When the male places his smooth family jewels inside of his partners warm birth canal, while making sweet love to her pudding maker at the same time.

Dude, me and the ladyfriend were fucking nasty last night. She creamed herself when I gave her the muddy carpet.

by TehPath December 23, 2006

Carpet-Burning

The act by which, two partners slide their genitals back and forth together at a high rate of speed in order to achieve a burning sensation caused by the friction between the skin of the genitalia, and the pubic hairs.

Whoo!.... Boy, I'll tell you what, me and my step-sister had a good time carpet-burning the other day at Nana's house.

by WorthlessFailure July 15, 2018

Carpet Burn

where the penis is irritated by a womans pubic hair.

Person 1: Hey bro, you got some rash ointment? my girlfriend gave me a carpet burn last night and she forgot to shave.

by Sebmin June 17, 2018