Ham boned

the act of getting completely blacked out drunk before the party begins, usually around mid-day on a saturday.
dude, john was ham boned before we even got to the party.
by Bobby Tsunami February 17, 2009
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august ham

An African vine (Citrullus lanatus) cultivated for its large edible fruit.
The fruit of this plant, having a hard green rind and sweet watery pink or reddish flesh.
by Crosse8 February 19, 2004
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ham to go

When a dire situation prevents a man from immediately acting upon sexual tension, thus the man must request the women’s participation in sexual intercourse at the next available opportunity at a different location.
Man A: Aren’t you supposed to be hooking up with Kelly tonight?

Man B: Nah, she’s got family visiting from out of town. I requested some ham to go
by 99 Oreos January 06, 2022
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Ham Buttons

Refers to the nipples of a particularly fat woman.
Holy shit look at da ham buttons on those look like a stack of checkers pieces under there.
by CaptainFluffernutter May 01, 2015
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Holding hams

When couples walk along, arm in arm, with one of their hands down their true love's pants, groping the cheek.
Awww, isn't that sweet, that middle aged German couple is holding hams in the park. Barf!
by Dr. Kep June 23, 2014
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Ham Assassin

Typically a large/obese individual that has an excessive addiction to eating without any concern for their personal health.
I went out to the club and a ham assassin wouldn't stop flirting with me all night.
by Icepick_Trotter October 01, 2016
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ham special

It's when you stick a piece of ham inbetween somone's booty cheeks and eat it like a ham special. It's even better if you add swiss cheese.
I got stoned and gave her the ol' ham special last night.
by mojoKornziahmegatron July 02, 2017
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