Icepick_Trotter's definitions

Ham Assassin

Typically a large/obese individual that has an excessive addiction to eating without any concern for their personal health.

I went out to the club and a ham assassin wouldn't stop flirting with me all night.

by Icepick_Trotter October 1, 2016

Bad Buoy

This is accomplished when you and a friend are in some form of pool of water and one friend does a handstand that keeps his lower waist above water. He then walks with his hands over to you and pushes every bit of gas out of his anus next to your face.

While Sam and I were swimming the other day, I snuck up on Sam and dropped a very Bad Buoy right in his ear! Sam now has a remarkably bad ear infection!

by Icepick_Trotter January 27, 2017