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deal fapper

People who claim to have wealth or wealthy networks and their willingness to make a deal with you, but they never finish deal.
That Isaac guy is a real deal fapper, told me he was going to invest $1 million in the business.
by mysticpep July 13, 2021
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Neapolitan Deal

A cuckoldry act in heterosexual relationships in which the female partner dominates a third party male, who is simultaneously dominating the male partner, forming a triple decker sexual act much like Neapolitan ice cream.
"My wife and I have a Neapolitan Deal with our neighbor, Todd."
by sinthia April 20, 2019
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Burnsy deal

Theft; crazy mad deal. Derived from Mr. Burns in the Simpsons due to his propensity to swindle an unsuspecting victim.
I got this Burnsy deal for Alaska. "William H. Seward"
by sacker1000 July 7, 2012
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dealing of consciousness

The act of bringing individuals out of their own personal reality or experience, to join in the present moment.
Man Jose is so stuck in her head, I'm going to have to deal her some consciousness if I'm going to get her to be part of this project.

A man talking on his cell phone, crosses the street, out of turn. Vehicles trying to turn left have the right of way. The man crosses, then walks backwards into the street and places his backside on the bumper of the vehicle turning, while remaining on his cell phone. A man jumps out of the car and scares the man into peeing his pants and realizing what a socially unacceptable maneuver he just performed. The pedestrian was dealt some consciousness, likewise the person in the vehicle engaged in "dealing of consciousness" with the pedestrian.
by The Dealer of Consciousness March 13, 2014
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Boner Deal

Donald Trump commuting sentences lets him achieve boner deals.
by BLACKSWAN July 12, 2020
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a in house deal

A in house deal is where two people make a deal where one or two people profit from, it could be drugs, money, nudes or anything really
Hey man do you want to make a in house deal where both of us profit
by It's foxtrot 4 December 12, 2016
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Seal the deal

To finally consummate your "more than friends" relationship with the love of your life.
While Beth was completely enamoured with John because of his SpongeBob smile and work ethic, she was growing increasingly frustrated with not being able to seal the deal.
by A&Please me July 11, 2022
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