test tube baby

A person who is the ultimate dumb. So dumb, that he/she could have been born in a test tube.

Your brother acts like he's freaking retarded.

Yea. He's a test tube baby.

by Kevin ma May 2, 2006

test those tires

1. To have sex.
2. To engage in a sexual act.
3. To go for a ride (on me).

derived originally from: condoms=rubber=tire

"So, if you want to test those tires, you can stay over at my place."

by H. Heckubah July 19, 2006

Test Drive

To engage in sexual intercourse with the sole intention of gaining information to aid with decisions.

Alex likes to test drive other woman, ultimately looking for an acceptable replacement of his current partner.

by LAJVXO January 5, 2020

Test-Yeet

To take a very serious big test and scream "YEET" as one takes the action of throwing it into a trash bin and dabbing.

"I hate how annoying that test-yeeter is."

by Robberryan December 6, 2016

test-dummy

A person who is a bonafide risk taker, who, in contrast to stuntmen and daredevils ends up taking risks that more often than not result in disasterous consequences. Despite these consequences, like a true test dummy, this person heals up from their wounds, that otherwise would have killed another person, and gets right back to taking risks that will lead to further injury or death.

test-dummy: "Hey dummies, I smashed my head car surfing the other day, once that's healed up, anyone want to play chicken on the train tracks with me?"

by Sggin November 21, 2013

test the waters

After finger fucking your girls dripping cheeseburger, give her a hug and sneakily sniff your juiced up fingers to see if she's safe to go down on for the growl....

Jayson: Hey simmo, did you test the waters on that amazon/cave dwelling lookin bitch?
Simmo: Yeah, she smelt like a dead ferret, but i still went it anyway!

by Dicko_81 December 28, 2008

Test the waters

When a man sticks his toes in a woman’s vagina to “test the waters”, similar to how someone might stick their toes in a pool to test the temperature.

Before I had sex last night, I had to test the waters to make sure there was nothing wrong with her vagina.

by Bopmeister June 5, 2018