T minus zero

"T minus zero" means "out of time."

This comes from a countdown convention used in by both the American military and NASA.

Generally, it is used when counting down to a major event that will happen at a specific time.

Mathematically, T is time, minus whatever amount of time is left until the event happens.

If the News Years ball is dropping in 10 minutes, one could say "The ball is dropping in T minus 10 minutes and counting!"

Therefore, "T minus zero" means that there is no time left.

I was working on my term paper all night for my morning class, and all the sudden I looked up at the clock and realized I was t minus zero.

by HanClinto May 11, 2004

t baged

When someone has plopped their testicles on another person's face.

Steve t baged Ted because he was passed out drunk.

by GoldenEagle August 27, 2006

t('.'t)

This is an ASCII implementation of Kirby, the small round pink Nintendo character, flicking somebody off with both hands.

He cut me off on the freeway. You know what I did? t('.'t)

by M89 December 27, 2003

T-swizzle

A common nickname for the popular country artist Taylor Swift.

I went to the T-swizzle concert last night, and it was prime.

by keshafannnn November 23, 2010

T-Jingle Friend

A person who is not worth enough to receive a custom ring tone so they are stuck with the t-jingle.

"oo who's calling? No one important its just the t-jingle."

Thus leading to t-jingle friend.

by cutiewiddamealplan November 21, 2010

T-Shapp

To lose any/ all control of bowels, especially to defecate on floor.

Can also mean to do something bad and then hang around a few hours, not helpping clean up.

"Ohhh he just T-Shapped" on the floor!"
or
"Yeah dude I i puked on the mirror and broke the desk, then i T-Shapped for a while."

by James Vanderbal July 30, 2008

T-Busch

To smell/sniff something inappropriately

I saw that creep T-Busch her shoes

by loki86 February 10, 2009