shlong bro

Usally a douche, who is extremely good looking and uses it to be a fuckboi as much as possible.gets drunk and high all the time with his fellow shlong bros and gets girls when ever he wants because he is sexy as fuck and has giant muscles and a big cock. Uses protein to get fucking huge and eats pussy like a G. Most likely to join a frat in college and already dressed like one.

Every girl ever: Damn the Shlong bros are so sexy and have giants Cocos.
Shlong bros: Shlong bros for life dudddde!

by swagman4748 July 31, 2016

Salone Men Dont Cheat

Loyal, Brotherhood, Respectful, And Faithful Men From Sierra Leone.

Den D Rush Salone Men Dont Cheat.

by Raymond Jusu September 5, 2018

Shlonked

A definition of how hard you hit your head

I shlonked my head on the car trunk because I didn’t see how low it was

by Gay ham sandwich March 3, 2019

Shlong

The male coochie.

"I whacked DjSubs with my Shlong."

by Ben420xxxxxxx November 25, 2019

Salonee

Salonee is a beautiful Indian girl with brown hair and eyes. She is usually the funny friend in the group and always looks out for others. Anyone would be lucky to have a Salonee in their life.

Salonee always says she, "hates it here," but we all know she doesn't.

by sa1amand3r October 4, 2020

Shlonk

I’m thinking about it, “I’m shlonking this”. It can even mean, “please shut up I can’t think straight.” Instead you could simply say “shlonk”. To tell that person in an unkind way to shut their mouths. You can really use the word for anything. It’s universal.

“That’s a nice shlonk you got there”. (The shlonk literally could be any object)

by FigmentationImagnination May 14, 2021

shlondpoofa

The bink bonk that goes on the back of the trink tronk and when you pressed the pazoom petal it makes trumpet noises as if you’ve eaten beans. Mostly known from Barbie. Thank Barbie for adding the one and only limited addition golden shlandpoofa to kens car.

Ken: Barbieee you forgot your shlondpoofa!!!!!

by Davi chi July 14, 2021