Stretch Show

the stretching of ones ass-cheeks. sometimes toys are shoved up the anus while performing. the only seat is the front row seat! watch out for stretch sauce (keep napkins nearby). come to the stretch show. spreadings shown every stretch Sunday between the hours of 3am-6am

Ryan: hey bud, there's this really cool event i heard about

JR: really what's it called?
Ryan: THE STRETCH SHOW!! I'm the opening act.
JR: really, i'll be there!
Ryan: bring your napkins!

by 182849594373728283489329282 December 18, 2019

velvet stretch

Where you stretch your ballsack so far out that the ball hairs are evenly distributed so it feels like a piece of velvet when you run it between your thumb and forefinger.

My sister gave me a velvet stretch.

by yjrjhet May 23, 2006

Running Stitch

A terrible pain caused by running which usually results into very painful moans and crying. Its like a terrible cramp but about 20x worse. It usually occurs in the area below your stomach and feels like all of those organs are about to explode which impedes you from running. It usually takes a while to go away but it will slowly get better.

While Running
Sarah: OWWWW AHHH
Julie: What's wrong?
Sarah: My stomach hurts so bad! AHHH I can't run anymore it hurts so bad!!!
Julie: Maybe you just have a cramp
Sarah: No this is worse than a cramp! I just can't run anymore!
Julie: Oh ouch I think you have a running stitch, you better just sit out for a while

by bellringer_0098 October 7, 2009

stitch lip

keeping your mouth shut no matter what

Don't tell the cops! Keep it stitch lip!

by PR0123 December 13, 2016

Scritch Party

According to a random drunk lady on the street, a scritch party is a party in which a group of furries sit around and scritch, supposedly with a sexual context. However, being that scritching is not necessarily sexual, it is most likely intended to mean "yiff party" and would be a classic case of a mundane's misuse of furry terminology.

Are you guys going to go back and have a scritch party later?

by Steel the Wolf November 6, 2010

Stretch

Casual Anal Sex

"Taylor do you want to go stretch for 15 minutes, I'm feeling really tight."

Meaning: "I'm horny I want to have anal sex"

by Horny John February 2, 2009

V Stretches

1. A stretch involving your vaginal area to be, well, stretched.

2. Something Ashli has mastered :D

1. Yay, we get to do V Stretches :D
My vagina's been all unstretched lately :O

2. Hey, see that Ashli chick? The reeeaally pretty one with perfect hair? Yeah, she's fucking awesome V Stretches, yo.

by Meep :) March 12, 2009