Its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"

You: wow this is awesome!

Me: its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

You: thats so true!

by SamLikesMelon September 14, 2012

Jaques Strap

One of Bart Simpsons' many prank call name's given to Moe.

<MoE> Amanda Huginkiss! Can I get Amanda Huginkiss here? Aww, why can't I get Amanda Huginkiss?
<BarFlies> Aww haw haw haw, aww haw.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 16, 2003

poo strap

Like a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of wiping the fecal matter on your cock across your partner's upper lip, you wipe it down the from the ear to the chin. Making a poo chin-strap, if you will.

"Hey Mom, sorry to call so late, but these guys are goin to a party -- a poo strap party."

by Joe Silverthorne Bloggs August 24, 2007

strap that ass

The act of placing a condom over your penis and to engage in sexual activity with a female. May often result in a rougher than normal fucking.

"Girl you so fine, im about to strap that ass!"

by MIKEd90 October 17, 2008

stramp

A stepped ramp. Examples: Piazza Campodoglio in Rome

Walking up a stramp is murder on your legs!

by archietect August 8, 2012

Strampel

At the age of 18 Strampel shows his true self, he is a cock who thinks highly of himself, does not give a shit about others and enjoys ruining girls lives. His type in women is defined as brown hair, small, plain, skinny and innocent looking. Strampel at this age should look at himself and think, your a fucktard and need to get over yourself.

sounds like another Strampel

by truebliss June 16, 2010

strap

verb: to lash the buttocks as punishment.

she was so naughty, i had to strap her.

by Anonymous September 7, 2003