Mystery stain

A greasy stain that usually appears on one of your shirts after being washed without pre-treating it. Source of the stain is unknown, but the culprit is most likely from the greasy chicken you had last night or from the Vaseline or lotion you used to, well, you know, and you didnt wash your hands well enough. Of course, you're gonna blame the chicken. In either case, if the spot doesn't come out, you throw the shirt away.

Mom: "Son, what's that stain on your shirt?"

Me: *blush* "Oh! I was wearing this the other night at supper when we had fried chicken and I guess I wiped my hand on my shirt. It's a mystery stain, mom."

by MS Libertarian January 24, 2014

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Straight Crush

When a gay person has a crush on, or is in love with, a straight person.

Examples of "Straight Crushes" in movies include: in Silkwood, Dolly (played by Cher) is in love with Karen (Meryl Streep); and in the movie Threesome when Josh Charles' gay character is infatuated with Stephen Baldwin's straight character. It could be argued very strongly that Plato (Sal Mineo) has an intense straight crush on Jim (James Dean) in Rebel Without a Cause.

by GettaGund December 18, 2008

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Hillcrest Strainer

When a man takes a funnel in his mouth and has another man take a sloppy dump in the funnel. The funnel retains the clumps but allows the liquid goodness down the throat. This is a variation of the Hot Lunch procedure

Damn I shouldn’t have eaten those Tijuana street tacos. At least my man friend will enjoy a nice Hillcrest Strainer tonight

by Omar Joyce August 17, 2009

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