Fanny stick

1. Tampon

2. Cotton stick to absorb vaginal secretions

3. Soaks up the contents of your womb bag

Kate: Hey Nicole, do you have a spare fanny stick? My va-jay-jay is leaking again.

Nicole: Yeah sure, heres one. It's ultra lite. Don't you just love fanny sticks.

Kelly: Rofl, it's like the Niagra falls down there!

by fannystickcreators October 16, 2009

dick stuck in toaster

When directions are not clear and one gets Dick stuck in a toaster

Looked at back of hot pocket box for instructions for how to cook. Instructions were unclear and I ended up getting my dick stuck in toaster

by pleblurd6969 February 28, 2016

Rubber Band Sock Trick

When you tie a rubber band to your dick, and then attach the other end of the rubber band to your sock, so your dick is in a constant state of extension, overtime this will enlarge one’s cock.

“I used the old rubber band sock trick and now my dick is half an inch bigger!”

by brendanslammer March 31, 2019

stick fishing

To insert a "stick" of Xanax into a female's vagina and fish it out with your tongue.

Last night was wild. She let me go stick fishing.

by kaynouse January 17, 2017

Cancer stick

Another term for a cigarette.

Courtney Love had a cancer stick dangling at the side of her mouth while she signed autographs. She is known for her chain smoking.

by Babydoll75 March 5, 2019

Phone Stack

A game that takes place usually over a meal or any social gathering in an attempt to get everyone to actually interact with each other as opposed to being glued to their smartphone screens. The rules are as followed.

Everyone in the group must give up their phones and place them in a pile, stacking them on top of one another. The goal is to then see who can go the longest without their device. Then, whoever caves first, must suffer the consequences of whatever punishment was decided on prior to the stacking. Say you are at a restaurant. Everyone would stack their phones in the middle of the table. It is agreed upon amongst the participants that whoever grabs their phone first must pay the bill.

Person A - "We're playing Phone Stack!"
(Everyone's phones are put in a stack in the middle of the table)
Person A - "Whoever grabs their phone first has to pay the bill!"
*Several minutes pass, and Person B's phone goes off, and he/she grabs their phone*
Person C - "Hah! You lost! You're payin' up!"
Person B - "****!"

Video Example: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvugLZE0DFk

by vsms? March 19, 2013

flat stick

flat out, busy, unable to stop, lots on your plate. the busiest of the busy and too busy to stop and do the little things.

Bob: "Dude, did you get that email?"
Jon: "Nah bro, I'm flat stick!"

by Vi3tnow April 4, 2009