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stephen colbert

the host of the colbert report, one of the two funniest people in the world, along with jon stewart
by guitarist1 November 22, 2006
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Stephen Hawking

A term for extremely rough intercourse. In such cases that a Stephen Hawking has occurred, the woman can not walk for several days and must leave the building in a wheelchair.
Last night I took Amber back to my place and gave her a Stephen Hawking. She won't walk for a week.
by Calimar July 2, 2010
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stephen colbert

The funniest comedian on TV right now (2006). Every since Dave Chappelle gave up his show, Colbert moved right in.
Stephen Colbert, "I'm not a fan of facts. I go with my gut."
by JBHardman August 11, 2006
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stephen

a tall skinny guy, a sex crave for sure. couldl get anyone he wants, major player but nobody cares because he's so damn sexy.
girl: stephen and i screwed last night.
other girl: oh really i screwed him last night too.
by Abbriellle February 21, 2009
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Stephen Hawking

A sex move; under the same vane as the ever popular "salty pirate" or "angry dragon". Derived from Stephen Hawking's book title "A Brief History Of Time; from the big bang to black holes". First, you are banging a chick from behind (the big bang), then, just as you are about to milky way, you transfer to said black hole and recite the following phrase...."A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME!!!". executed correctly, and she will reply with "What?". And that is the Stephen Hawking!!
Your girlfriend. A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME "Stephen Hawking"
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Stephen

Stephen's are usually very sporty people and usually star in Soccer, Gaelic and Boxing. They make very trustworthy friends so you should keep them close. They are very attractive lads. They are usually friends with people names Jack or occasionally Warric.

Stephen's fall for girls called Aoife in a blink of an eye.
Stephen is so sweet and unreal at soccer!!
by bababbabafoijvc November 30, 2013
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stephen harper

A crazy right wing politician who is currently Canada's Prime Minster, leading his minority (thank god for that) government in Parliament. Notorious for conservative values, he is exactly the kind of white bred posh arse who would shake his kids hands when dropping them off to school in the morning.

It also seems that he hates women enough to oppose their personal rights over their bodies, has wishes to reverse past-decisions on same sex marriage rights in order to 'protect' the rights of heterosexuals, and believes that everyone in Canada is capable of finding childcare for $100 a month per child under six.

Also, he may or may not wish to be George W. Bush's BFF
john: why isn't bobby at daycare today?
jane: I can't afford to pay for his childcare now that it's not subsidized... plus the centre shut down because it can't afford to operate.
john: oh yeah I totally forgot... my partner lost his job because of the universal childcare benefit.
jane: yeah, one hundred dollars don't buy shite in daycare
john: god bless Stephen Harper
by the_common_man October 17, 2006
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