When a person gets cummed on from all directions and then stands still for long enough that the cum hardens and then they can't move, like a statue.
by LRockizzle June 21, 2016
Get the cum statuemug. When an akward co-worker, family friend, ect. comments on a status and "ruins" the status. The status also may be an inside joke and is then ruined by an akward person asking what it means. Often the comment or status is removed to prevent further akwardness.
Amy: Had so much fun with the girls!
Kathy: who are "the girls" and what did you do?
-status kill-
Monica: It's like a head for a midget band
Bill: I don't get it...
-status kill-
Kathy: who are "the girls" and what did you do?
-status kill-
Monica: It's like a head for a midget band
Bill: I don't get it...
-status kill-
by pinkdragon16 August 14, 2010
Get the status killmug. by el foldo December 1, 2011
Get the Status Wankmug. One who peruses thrift shops and spends 50 cents (unless it's 50% off Mondays) on an item or items and flips the item(s) for thousands of dollars. Jacking the 'Status' of a wealthy person by means of knowing what shit is really worth.
Boss girl is such a status jacker. She just spent $20.00 on 15 pieces to find that they are potentially worth $20,000.00. She's going to do that every chance she gets, as soon as she comes back from her trip to visit L.C. Tiffany in her newly acquired time machine.
by Statusjacker April 26, 2017
Get the Status Jackermug. by dc metro fan May 13, 2010
Get the metro statusmug. Characters from video game franchises that are considered memes AND have the following privileges:
- They shall be respected by the meme community and cannot be ridiculed ironically or unironically
- They have the absolute authority to categorize questionable or lewd media as cringe and thus getting "statused"
The status men need to follow the next criteria to be considered as such:
- They need absolutely kick-ass battle songs. Usually in the realms of metal
- Their battles the songs are used in have to be cinematic and spectacular to see
- The character has to be able to show off their badassery
- Any status update attempt that is successful (>300 000 ) can make the character qualified
There is no limitation on the gender or the kind of person the character is to be considered status men
Current people considered in the club: Vergil, Nero, Raiden, Senator Armstrong, Jetstream Sam, Sundowner, Mistral, Sonic The Hedgehog (circa Frontiers)
- They shall be respected by the meme community and cannot be ridiculed ironically or unironically
- They have the absolute authority to categorize questionable or lewd media as cringe and thus getting "statused"
The status men need to follow the next criteria to be considered as such:
- They need absolutely kick-ass battle songs. Usually in the realms of metal
- Their battles the songs are used in have to be cinematic and spectacular to see
- The character has to be able to show off their badassery
- Any status update attempt that is successful (>300 000 ) can make the character qualified
There is no limitation on the gender or the kind of person the character is to be considered status men
Current people considered in the club: Vergil, Nero, Raiden, Senator Armstrong, Jetstream Sam, Sundowner, Mistral, Sonic The Hedgehog (circa Frontiers)
by juasjuasie December 4, 2022
Get the The status menmug. Daddy status is basically if you see a hot ass guy and basically your saying he daddy asf so you put him in your daddy status
by ChEeToHoE July 23, 2018
Get the Daddy statusmug.