The assholes that get drinks at Starbucks. Not the normal customers, but the true fuckers that take delight in bullshit drinks and bullshit complaints.
Barista over the head seat: This starfucker in the drive through said it’s only 12 packs of sugar not the 13 he ordered. He wants a complete remake!
by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019
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It is slightly overpriced compared to your average cup of coffee. but on the side of the cup you get a witty and intelligent quote. if you buy starbucks you are, therefore, intelligent.
Although, this is not the case because you spent $3.00 on a cup of coffee.
It is slightly overpriced compared to your average cup of coffee. but on the side of the cup you get a witty and intelligent quote. if you buy starbucks you are, therefore, intelligent.
Although, this is not the case because you spent $3.00 on a cup of coffee.
Boyfriend: my uncle buys starbucks to maintain his image.
Girlfriend: Shut up already! can you please just hurry and buy my double non-fat extra whip, carmel macchiato!
Girlfriend: Shut up already! can you please just hurry and buy my double non-fat extra whip, carmel macchiato!
by redzone1 March 28, 2009
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K: Where are they?
A: Oh, I think they are starbucking right now.
K: We should starbuck sometime!
A: I know, we haven't starbucked in forever.
A: Oh, I think they are starbucking right now.
K: We should starbuck sometime!
A: I know, we haven't starbucked in forever.
by aaroneous January 21, 2008
Get the starbucking mug.Wow, look at that queer across the street at Starbucks doing homework on his laptop like he's got something fucking special for the whole world to witness..... where is my baseball bat?
by timmay October 15, 2004
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by Jonathan January 13, 2005
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-Find a twitter user with less than 1,000 followers
-Favorite a large amount of their tweets
-mention (@) them and wish them a Happy #StarfuckSaturday and ask them to pay it forward.
-Find a twitter user with less than 1,000 followers
-Favorite a large amount of their tweets
-mention (@) them and wish them a Happy #StarfuckSaturday and ask them to pay it forward.
by JJ Alexander August 30, 2012
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Cahier: "Welcome to Starbucks how may i serve you?"
customer: " Can i have a lage coffee please"
cashier: " whats a large, and whats coffee?"
Customer: "the second biggest size of a cafinated beverage"
Cashier: "o you mean a grande tripple mocha expresso"
Customer: "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"
customer: " Can i have a lage coffee please"
cashier: " whats a large, and whats coffee?"
Customer: "the second biggest size of a cafinated beverage"
Cashier: "o you mean a grande tripple mocha expresso"
Customer: "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"
by Shane W April 18, 2006
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