spanking the angry monkey

another term used to say matursbate.

"I just got done spanking the angry monkey."

by freshswagg February 27, 2010

Spanking the Monkey

For a male, to expose and manually massage one's aroused phallic appendage, often publicly

Pee Wee Herman was arrested by the police for spanking the monkey in the porno theater.

by Ken Seabury August 11, 2018

Scranking

Scranking is wanking and screaming at the same time.

His right arm is totally ripped from scranking

by octosloth July 13, 2010

spanking the kitty

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

spinking

When people are talking their stream of consciousness out loud, usually women and especially mothers.

"Right, I need to get some toothpaste, then I need to go to the launderette, then get some petrol blah blah yabber yabber"

"Shut yer trap ma, you're spinking again"

by evz May 20, 2008

Spelunking

Derogatory term for a diminutive sexual parter (male or female) who performs oral sex on a much larger, usually exceedingly overweight, female partner.

Man, did you hear about Katie's spelunking trip last night?

by Wick Felterman June 15, 2009

spanking

another word for leaving/going home or away.

ite guys im spanking soon, i think I'm gonna spank, she's such a spankette, i think he's a spanko, he needs to stop being a spankings direct.

by Duncan Levz June 16, 2010