scrump

standards, expectations, acceptable quality; as used in the phrase "up to scrump"

Victor's semester grades were not up to scrump.

by T. Runyan October 10, 2008

scrump

A combination of a skank and a frump.

That woman is a total scrump!

by Leslee November 7, 2003

Scrump

A smooch. A kiss. A snuggle. They are true scrumps when they are given by boys with names that start with D's.

"Give me a scrump"
"Where's my scrumpy's"
" I need a scrumpdillyump"

by Tinibear February 4, 2010

Scrump

(noun) a combination of the words and properties of Scrub & Chump.

Avoid scrumps at all cost.

Get lost Scrump!

That fanny pack makes you look rather scrumpish today.

by L.R.H. , esq. April 26, 2010

scrump

the excess skin of a penis before it has been circumsized.. after it has been cut off it is called a "scrump"

You are a scrump licking whore.
scrump ass bitch, scrump fucker, scrumpin mother fucker

by Cliff Humps January 8, 2008

scrump

"Scared to Bump" - meaning he one doesnt like sexual intercourse

im so scrumped that even when she took off her clothes i did nothing.

by Spencer Searcy June 2, 2003

Scrump

To bang, or rub up against.

OW! I scrumped my knee on the wall.

by Scott January 1, 2005