Shooning

The act of gooning (masturbating/edging for long periods of time) while taking a shit.

P1 "Yo dude! Stop sending me Tiktoks, im Shooning!"

P2 "Oh my god, that's so real!"

by TheRealTreener_ February 3, 2025

Spoining

When someone arrives at your house when you're beyond hungover with the intention of lying in bed next to you and sleeping but instead you spend most of the day fondling them clothed and unclothed whilst you both complain that you havent slept with anyone in a while. Very similar to Spooning but slightly different; hence the slight difference in spelling.

Wanna come over? I promise I'll just spoon you nothing more... no actually it'll probably wind up being a Spoining session

by just a random pluviophile March 27, 2025

Spoining

When you invite someone over to you house because your very drunk and know you are going to be hungove... and instead of just spooning and sleeping like you said you would; you spend the day gradually taking their clothes off and fondling them while you both talk about how you haven't "done the deed in a while". Similar to "Spooning but slightly different; hence the minor difference in spelling". Excellent if you are feeling queasy but need some flesh to flesh time.

Wanna come over and spoon me? Actually; lets be honest... I have busy hands... its going to turn into Spoining whether I want it to or not.

by just a random pluviophile March 27, 2025

Sponzing

an enjoyable and positively fuelled activity or feeling

“He was sponzing at the sight of tickets to an aquarium”

by fisjhwicj March 29, 2025

Sponzing

an enjoyable
and positively fuelled
activity or feeling

I am sponzing at the sight of this video!

by Sponzerful sponzer April 22, 2025

Sponging

Cleaning up ones mess after self sexual gratification

She spent all morning sponging and drinking beer after a wild night.... super soakers amirite?

by E5K March 1, 2026

Spoombing

When you and your fishing partner are so cohesive you spoon up and spomb together.

Did you see Rob and Duttz yesterday? They had spent and hour spombing munga and then fell asleep spooning each other!

Yeah they had been spoombing themselves silly the last few days!

by The vorest avenger June 16, 2025