Spunkleminge

The types of food you would find in your housemate's cupboard when you are starving and skint, the problem being that non of it appears to be edible as it looks strange, vegan, beans/pulses or lentil type foods that probably cost a fortune. The end result being that you have to go and steal a loaf of bread for the shop.

Eg, Spunkleminge could be Tapioka or tinned foodstuffs that resemble frogspawn or lumpy spunk. or Miso soup.

See - Yoghurt Weaving

by Briskr August 29, 2009

spindletree

A sexual position in which the man holds up the woman by the thighs or buttocks while she is positioned on his erect shaft. The man then proceeds to rotate in a circle while the woman leans her head back. A circle of other men proceed to cockslap the woman as her face spins around the circle.

Joe and Laura's intercourse got crazy when they invited Jimmy, Thomas, William, Philip, Johnathon, Michael, Dennis, and Horatio for a some crazy spindletree action.

by Theycantstop us June 26, 2010

Swinkle

The art of swimming and tinkling simultaneously

After a fun day on the boat with my friends I had to swinkle so I jumped in the ocean!

by SAFET September 13, 2014

shpinkle

The act of shitting and cumming at the same time...

last night when this chick was eating my cheeks I shpinkled

by SHPINKLE GANG November 26, 2022

baby sprinkle

A smaller version of a baby shower given to someone who is expecting their 2nd child, especially if it is of the opposite sex.

Amanda already has a daughter but she is expecting a boy in a couple months, so we are throwing her a baby sprinkle so she can get some boy clothes.

by Thunder28 December 11, 2009

Michoacán sprinkler

When you’re all fucked up trying to impress a girl with the helicopter dance and you piss all over her carpet

“Yo I just stayed the night at homegirls”

“”You clapped those cheeks tho , right?””

“Nah bro, I got too fucked up and gave her the Michoacán sprinkler instead”

by SatanicHispanicInaPanic October 13, 2021

hit it in the sprinkles

A sexual act where the receiveing partner holds a sprinkled donut up to their desired orifice. This is to make a target for getting nailed in the ass.

Dave: "Micah, what did you do last night?"
Micah: "Well last night Dave came over with donuts and I let him hit it in the sprinkles

by hot sprinkles February 28, 2011