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spatz

A hand gesture. The palm is face down and the little finger and thumb are crossed underneath it. When directed at something/one it suggests that they are stupid or lame.

Can also be extended to 'spatz, rotate, die' is which the hand is turned through 180degrees and flopped downwards.

Use wisely.
Please do not spatz me.
by guruchelles October 3, 2005
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Spatchcocking

When a wife covers her own ass by claiming her husband's incompetence or unwillingness resulted in failure or error when the actual root cause was her own inability or unwillingness to communicate clearly or effectively.
"My wife blamed the Thanksgiving turkey on my bad back."
"Dude, that's spatchcocking. You got spatchcocked."
by Celestin March 2, 2016
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spatula

a thing that might disclose too much personal information, usually about an ethnic background. From Philip Roth.
"At home we called it a spatula, but that suddenly seemed like a Jewish word."
by Dayv James-French July 13, 2006
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spatula

also know as a woop-de-do
used to scrap out the last little bits of cake mixture or cookie dough out of bools or off other cooking utensils
also good for tapping people on the head with
leah scraped the last bit of mixture out wit her woop-de-do( spatula ) and gave it to her baby brother
by scribs December 12, 2008
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count spatula

someone who specializes in having anal sex with all his chick friends. also means to have a big dick
yo look at my count spatula
im so count cpatula
by muthafucka6666666 September 24, 2009
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SPATCH-COCK

A serail drunark who continuously gets smashed, hits on women well above his league, tries anxiously to phone his on/off girlfriend and repeatedly crashes out due to exuberant use of a glass of beer. Welcome to the world of the spatch-cock.
1 beer: Marc says "hows life guys?"
2 beers: Marc says "fuck off ya bawbag"
3 beers: Marc says "Your a chamsie shatner"
4 beers: Marc says " They all want it, every last one of them!"
several beers later: After picking 3 fights with his own pals, Marc decides to wander aimlessly through the night club, hiccupping on his journey, trying to find the nicest girl to get slapped from. "Marc, you alright?"
"Im fine ya cunt"
"gie that burd peace, shes not interested!"
"they all want me, hiccup"
"Marc, were going hame, come on"
"aye wait up, I hate yous, I hate yous aw"
"Aye, very good Marc, ya spatch-cock"
by Rupert Shucks March 9, 2004
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spatula

Definitely not a type of pasta. Unless it is 2 am and you are drunk and high....and named Isaiah..
"What type of pasta should we have for dinner?"

"How about spatula?"

"WTF? That's not a pasta!"

"It is! I swear!!"

"You're an idiot, I'm leaving you for your best friends wife!"
by Pontoon Bob July 25, 2009
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