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Sometimers

Forgetting things SOMEtimes rather than all of the time, referring to the disease Alzheimers (ALLzheimers).
Gunther: Remember that time we ate lasagna?
John: No...I can't recall, but I DO remember the time we ate waffles!
Gunther: Yikes, you've got a bad case of sometimers.
by A-VID November 15, 2007
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something corporate

Band that started off touring and doing live shows to build a rep. Have toured with such bands as Saves the Day, RX Bandits, Days Away, and the Format. They are a kick-ass emo band that have amazing talents and a fantastic live show.
I saw Something Corporate at their last show in San Diego, after having toured for 3 years, non-stop.
by Krystle January 3, 2004
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SomethingLeet

Forum of the free. Also known as SL.

www.somethingleet.com
You can say 'fuck' on SomethingLeet!
by Glo November 7, 2003
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shmeaty

She gave me a shmeaty
by Embeddedairman August 11, 2016
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somemat

A combination of some and matter. Used like something.
We're going to the bar after work or somemat. Want to come?
by vanityink January 3, 2010
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Somethingness

Being caught up in a perpetual motion game. Society is all about ‘somethingness’ - and making more and more of it. And since The Grand Machine of Perpetual Somethingness is designed, built and operated that way, there’s very little room for anything less than a whole lot of something.

Basically a big mudpie - with billions of people swarming all over it. And what with all the piling on, it can get messy, competitive and deadly in there. People become worn out by the struggle - unless they’re very rich. But the rich become worn out too, protecting their money. So in the end, there are a lot of worn out ants.
Somethingness is a philosophy that is similar to an widespread infection, but no one admits to having it. It is the opposite of Nothingness. It's like this: whenever you are doing something in your life, anything really, make sure you have some Nothingness sprinkled in - you know, to kind of offset all the I'm-really-Somethingness going on in the world.
by SeekWa July 31, 2013
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smeath

Nasty stuff that builds up on sex toys when not cleaned.
I found my moms sex toys, she must never wash them cause they were covered in smeath.
by Cnote85 November 13, 2013
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