smape

An incident involving unwanted and unsolicited erotic attention from the opposite sex. Derived from the commonly acknowledged term smut-rape.

She was unfortunately the victim of smape. She was very sad after she was smaped. Noone likes to be smaped. Damn smapers. Smape is a crime.

by Rishi Warmington September 3, 2005

Jamican Stapler

When u have a guy's or chicks nose on ur asshole and you fart while doing so u suck there nose into ur ass

hey zoey if u don't give me a jamican stapler i will punch u again

by A_Very_Angry_ALligator November 4, 2009

Royal Sampler

When a girl gives you a blow job and has both vaginal and anal intercourse on the first date.

"Yo, that dude must be a monarch; he's had like twenty royal samplers this year!"

by Asna January 20, 2009

a staple

A bitch that is overly attatched to you.

An annoying person who wont hop off your dick.

An interference of your life.

Ex1) Raul : Yo, babe you better watch your friend Cathy she is such a "staple".

Ex2) Jerome : Yo, Monique won't stop calling me after i hit it and quit it.

Theron: Wow, thats why i don't deal with girls that are a staple.

by Erika, Steph & Cilla August 23, 2008

smallest penis

Austin Parker

Austin's penis is the smallest penis

by jdbrbrbrbrbfj June 22, 2016

World's Smallest Violin

when you have no sympathy for a douchebag for a friend who insults you and them the next day his girlfriend tells them it's over and expects sympathy from you

Boy 1 "my girlfriend just dumped me "
Boy 2 you see this it's the world's smallest violin playing just for you"

by big ginger 88 November 20, 2016

free sample

a) someone who lets anybody get them.
b) someone who likes having pplz all up on them.
c) hoe!!!

your such a free sample!!!
you stupid free sample!!!
gosh...you let anybody do stuff like that to you...free sample!!!

by Kelli and Vanessa June 16, 2008