smackbaggot

Some dude you hang out with that you can’t call your friend because they gossip and/or bitch about you behind your back to everyone, and you haven’t cut them off because they are sometimes useful to smoke you out when you are out.

Mom: “Hey are you going over to your friend’s house tonight after dinner?”

Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”

by Smackbaggot October 16, 2020

Smacalated

Forcefully applied pressure that causes harm to another person.

Headlock crushing someone’s nose.
“DAVE SMACALATED MY NOSE AND NOW I CANT BREATHE!”

by GabeyBoi April 7, 2021

Skaces

A strange mixture of a snake and a cake.

Sk-ay-seh-s

I heard bob saw a skaces the other day.

by Boogerdawg July 5, 2021

Smack a gay day

On October 30th every year, you must slap a person is gay to celebrate.

"Today is smack a gay day I must slap my gay uncle!"

by Nlue October 30, 2021

Smackball

Something that is so utterly good that it is, as the kids say "smacking." The "ball" portion of the word denotes the presence of an object or person in which it "smacks."

Kyle: "Yo did you try that Kush Mints yet? I had to buy more it was so good, that shit is Smackball on god"

by 2G Quigg November 13, 2021

bell-smack

another word for bell-end a generic light insult

awww jim your such a bell-smack

by Alex James Harrison April 9, 2008

Whore Smack

The art of smacking a stupid whore across her slutty face.

That bitch wouldn't get up off me, so I had to whore smack her.

by slappinsumhoez December 27, 2010