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Skaces

A strange mixture of a snake and a cake.
Sk-ay-seh-s

I heard bob saw a skaces the other day.
by Boogerdawg July 5, 2021
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had him on skates

in basketball, when a player crosses his defender over so viciously that the defender loses his balance and appears to be a novice roller/ice skater trying to regain his balance.
oh sh*t, d-rose crossed the hell out of rondo! he had him on skates!!
by Geegz April 19, 2009
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bikinis and spacesuits

The little extra metaphorical zing your project needs to show you're earning your paycheck.
"You know what this presentation to the boss needs? A little more bikinis and spacesuits."
by JormanThoad April 19, 2017
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Internet Spaceships

An Eve-Online related term.

A reminder to not get too worked up about the game.

It goes along with the game "chase the ball": AKA soccer.

Soccer can be a serious sport. But when you put a bunch of 3 year-olds on the field, the parents of said 3 year-olds often need reminding of what those kids are really playing.

Even when dealing with profession levels, it is still just a game of "chase the ball". Maybe if people used that term more often there would be less violence and rioting in connection with the sport.

The term "internet spaceships" serves as a simple reality check, that this is only a game, and people should not be building their lives entirely around something so trivial.
Original post by "Ki Tarra"
Someone said "internet spaceships are more important than life and death to you" and I said "Listen, it's more important than that"
by Eve Online dude March 17, 2008
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Freeline Skates

Two separate aluminum skates for each foot with s-shaped trucks and a type of longboard wheels with less, but just enough grip. The skater is only held by the skate's grip tape and no straps.

Common reactions are:
"Whoa"
"Wow"
"How the f*ck can you do that?"
"How do you balance on that?"
"Is that like a ripstik?"
"Can I try?"
"Why is your skateboard cut in half?"

Freeline skaters usually have good looks, big shlongs, and an amazing personality.
I just saw a good looking guy who probably has a big shlong on a metal skateboard that was cut in half. He must've been on Freeline Skates!
by Pwickle January 12, 2012
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Janet de Spaceship

One with a face that goes ~wamb~ like the front of an airplane or, spaceship, in it's aerodynamicy and shape. A Janet de Spaceship moved easily through air currents, although some of her extremities limit her flow. These extremities sometimes include sirens, hair, rockets, fat rolls, bracelets, and sometimes wheels. The face is accentuated by a large nasal horn, or sometimes, cavity which radiates bitchiness and retardedness.

A 'Janet de Spaceship' is usually a drunk whore.
"That chick's nose is ****ing huge, she looks like a Janet de Spaceship."

"You're too drunk, Janet, let's get you back to your spaceship."
by alliegeealleasy April 8, 2010
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skateszn

A former Fortnite professional player for world renown eSports team, Parallel Gaming.

He is mostly recognized for being kicked off his team after footage leaked of him at a Taco Bell in which he yelled racial slurs at the employees before proceeding to perform the famous "L dance" from Epic Games' hit game "Fortnite".
I went to McDonalds and they got my order wrong so I pulled a skateszn on them.
by Team Parallel April 25, 2021
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