Florida Sloth Insertion

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate hur anus. Now you get and orange and begin to rub it up and down her body. After doing this you get the orange and shove it into her vaginal orifice. Beware because this is when shit gets freeky. You now stick your penis into the orange which is placed in the girls vagina and begin to thrust rapidly giving the girl an extremely erotic feeling.

"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last night. It was absolutely amazing."
-Ice T

by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito February 23, 2005

slothful

the state of pissing in an empty soda or beer bottle and pouring it down the dorm sink

Bob was pretty slothful during the party last night.

by pwnfuckmissile September 30, 2007

sloth

The coolest character in The Goonies! Sloth is slightly deformed but very loving. His best friend is Chunk (Lawrence) and he enjoys Baby Ruths alot. He is very strong and he quotes the semi-famous line "HEY YOU GUUUYYYYYYYSSSS!"

sloth is awesome, i wish i could wiggle my ears like slot

by GCKA December 6, 2003

Sloth

The second funnest of the 7 deadly sins, after lust.

I had been lusting all day, so I decided to kick back and work on sloth.

by Meh March 10, 2004

Sloth

When something or someone is just soo slow, that they can't function in modern day society.

1. And if you'll look to your left you'll see, sloth, on its natural migration pattern which occurs every 3-5 weeks, to the local super america, where he gets his monthly fix of peecheos and vitiman energy.

both are a little nasty and packed with sugar, which is the perfect thing to boost sloths energy

2. Ahhh, sloth

by Carterjonesy June 3, 2008

Slothing

to throw your body onto another yelling,"SLOTH!!!" and dragging them to the ground by their neck.

i tried slothing this kid today and it worked.

by seavdaddy September 22, 2010

SLOTHLETE

To be a professional sloth.

Sally worksout during the week and then goes on a drinking binge all weekend. She goes from athlete to slothlete.

by KCMcPeterkin April 29, 2004