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dildo slinger

A sex shop retail worker, or person who is a purveyor of adult novelties.
Matt works at the porn store, he's their top dildo slinger.
by DomTheKraut October 12, 2016
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The Slenderman

Slenderman is Paranormal Figure From Something Awful Forums. His story is that he was a business man. A Demon Possessed him and gave him the opportunity to drive people insane and steal children. He is Seen in forests parks and other areas. But mostly in Parks. Slenderman has brothers who kill to. Well, some: His favourite: Offendorman
Worst Fav: Splendorman
Cowardly Fav: Trenderman.
Slendy main victims are children. However
Who's That guy in the suit behind that girl
?: Slenderman!
? You mean, The Slenderman?
by Google Inc. February 4, 2017
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Bone Slider

The act of two women (FFM) performing a Fellatio as a threesome.
One woman lies between the other woman's legs and rests her weight on the bottom woman's pubic bone, missionary position. The man kneels beside them and slides his penis between their cheeks while they kiss to warm up their lips. Now you have one woman on top of the penis kissing it and licking it sideways while the other is doing the exact same thing but she's underneath working the bottom of the penis. Both women must work together as a team simultaneously to give maximum results. They both begin by kissing the shaft and the balls, slowly sliding their tongues and lips towards the tip of the penis where they both quickly flick the tip with their tongues. One woman takes in the head of the penis while the other takes in his balls and sucks them gently then with slight pressure pop them out. They both keep on sliding their tongues and mouths across the penis in long motions, when they reach the tip they both simultaneously slide their lips without using their tongue overzealously across the head around twenty times then flick the tip using their tongues. If the man is adventurous, both women can suck on an ice block and continue working the penis. One can suck the penis while the other sucks his balls and massages his perineum and the outside of his anus using her manicured fingers. The women continue to slide that boner sideways by sucking, licking, flicking, scoffing, pecking and munching it until he orgasms.
Sean: "I had the best bone slider ever last night"
Tom:"Your so lucky!"
Sean: "I sure am, we had a threesome. Those girls blew me away."
by Peeweecock October 10, 2017
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Slug Slinger

A Female with a Pair of Beefy Buns looking like midgets in a sleeping bag.
You hit janelle yet
Hell yea straight slug slinger ass so fat broke my pelvis clappin ha shit
by yung aqua August 15, 2019
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Yoghurt slinger

by #NotChad October 18, 2019
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Kentucky Slider

When you drag your balls across a girls face, from top of chin to top of forehead, in one slow paced motion.
by Futt Bucker May 13, 2020
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Gum slinger

An elderly woman with false teeth that is more than eager to perform oral sex i.e. give head.
When Pearl's dentures come out, she's about to suck the life out of ya. Better watch it.... She's a real gum slinger.
by Jbake6669 September 25, 2020
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