string smashing

String smashing is a technique for solving complex structurals problem in computer science with excessive use of string concatenation. Typically results in extremely high cyclomatic complexity, unmaintanable code, and developer insanity.

Building an in application "search engine" for a relational database by having thousands of lines of PHP code that builds a massive string containing an sql query.

A simple example of string smashing would be the following line of pseudo code.

"select" + COLUMNS + "from" + TABLE_NAME + "where" + GET_CONSTRAINTS()

by benju May 9, 2013

Proton Smashing

When two people place a large ball on their forehead and run towards each other attempting to 'smash the proton.' Ultimately results in minor concussion symptoms and a hell of a lot of fun for people watching.

"Dude, i heard of this new bar game called proton smashing! Its awesome."

by SwaggyQ November 16, 2014

jelly smashing

When you fuck a fat batch and you get a smacking sound

Daniel and jennifer had a good jelly smashing

by Big here 69 November 10, 2015

Booty Sloshing

The water left over on the seat from the water ride before yours

The booty sloshing on Splash Mountain was enough to get the full experience of the ride without all the drops.

by asgardiancapes March 2, 2016

Mud smashing

Anal sex wherein there is fecal matter in the anal canal

Dude, last night I went in for anal and ended up mud smashing.

by Fuck1000 March 7, 2017

pencil smashing

Pencil smashing is the art of sitting on a pencil during school hours

Mike: hey gage are you pencil smashing
Gage: *moans* maybe

by Jackson davidson October 11, 2017

dashing smashing

the phrase used to determine something of great value, something of great attractiveness. Also can be used to just define something that looks the awesome.

Wow that was such the dashing smashing dance move man

by dash on the smash with cash January 17, 2018